kush fario
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ahahahahhahaha i love this post the fast and the furious pic at the start cracks me up! and then that dog and the oops did oboma do that? hahahaha to funny
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Winter Woman
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An Inspirational Story
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'
Then I thought...
Fuck - I could win this...
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'
Then I thought...
Fuck - I could win this...
gopherbuddah
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You know what's back and blue and hates sex? The girl scout I got ducked taped in my trunk.You know what the difference is between a 57 Chevy and 100 dead hookers?I ain't got a 57 Chevy in my garage
kush fario
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i dunno that note to the son in iraq i thought was pretty funny and all the good ol jokes are comming out lets c if i can dig something up
ok not gunna lie i googled cuz im to lazy to type so heres a few for ya!
10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?
9. I promise you wont choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I'm a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the ass on her!
4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him"!
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"
Tommy went up to a little girl named Bubblez
he asked "wanna be my friend?"
she replied "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
he said "I’ll give you candy"
she said "ok"
later on Tommy went up to Bubblez again
"wanna come yo my house and study?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
when they went to his place he asked
"do you want to go to my room?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
when their in his room he asks
"wanna take off your clothes and hope in bed with me?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
later on Tommy hears someone coming up the stairs
"Bubblez get off of me my moms coming"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"oh man, I have no more candy"
THE END
took a long time to find them and there just not that good i wonder where winterwoman gets all hers from? lolol
ok not gunna lie i googled cuz im to lazy to type so heres a few for ya!
10 Things Not To Tell Your Girlfriend
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?
9. I promise you wont choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I'm a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the ass on her!
4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him"!
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"
Tommy went up to a little girl named Bubblez
he asked "wanna be my friend?"
she replied "Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
he said "I’ll give you candy"
she said "ok"
later on Tommy went up to Bubblez again
"wanna come yo my house and study?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
when they went to his place he asked
"do you want to go to my room?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
when their in his room he asks
"wanna take off your clothes and hope in bed with me?"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"I’ll give you candy"
"ok"
later on Tommy hears someone coming up the stairs
"Bubblez get off of me my moms coming"
"Bubblez don't wanna, Bubblez don't wanna"
"oh man, I have no more candy"
THE END
took a long time to find them and there just not that good i wonder where winterwoman gets all hers from? lolol
gopherbuddah
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LOL, you better start bracing yourself
gopherbuddah
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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "what the fuck is this a joke?
Winter Woman
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Ok, ok I'll put something here.
Dirty Harry
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Ain't that the truth! Shit trickle down economics.
kush fario
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a dog named chico
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justcallmenasty
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hell yeah!
Winter Woman
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Fat Ass Balloon
562FireK
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Dirty Harry
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Even if it is, it is still funny. I wonder if they get any crap from cities or towns for the way it looks when it passes over.
You know someone is going to say, "My child was traumatized from what he saw."
RyanTheRhino
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I couldn't imagine a hot air a balloon flying over my city. i am in one of the biggest military base citys in the world. it would get shot down in 30 seconds. Obviusly not shot down but there would be a armed helicopter hovering next to it trying to figure thier agenda.
Military aircraft fly by about ever hour. which is also why i cant grow outside
Military aircraft fly by about ever hour. which is also why i cant grow outside
Dirty Harry
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I see hot air balloons a lot. Sometimes I see some people on a parachute with motors strapped to their backs. I would love to have one of those powered chutes.
