Probably starts pissing before he has it completely out and sprays the floor and rim first.
Better than a box of Nuts & Flakes, I suppose.
the clock is the sure thing....my wife got the turbo version...brain cancer..14 months. and they were within a day.This is what Mom drew for 10 minutes after 9. First attempts didn't have the hands going to the center. Vascular dementia.
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