Joke of the day:
A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
The next morning she says "Mirror, mirror on my door, make my boobs size 44!"
Suddenly there's a flash of light and her boobs have grown absolutely enormous. She immediately runs down stairs to her husband, and tells him the startling news.
They both go upstairs to the bathroom, and the husband crosses his fingers, and says- "Mirror, mirror on my door, make my penis touch the floor!"
There's another flash of light, and suddenly the husbands legs disappear.