Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member Jul 16, 2022 #58,181 raratt said: View attachment 5164269 Click to expand... whatever it is, i hope it's not on fire
D Dirty Harry Well-Known Member Jul 16, 2022 #58,182 curious old fart said: View attachment 5163642 Click to expand... BS...They take your hand in marriage...
curious old fart said: View attachment 5163642 Click to expand... BS...They take your hand in marriage...
lokie Well-Known Member Jul 16, 2022 #58,183 raratt said: View attachment 5164278 Click to expand... I have witnessed a trial where the defendant was charged with hit and run. The police found and arrested him, at his home, a few minutes after the accident. Legally drunk. In court he testified that he was not driving the car at the time of the accident. The Judge asked "Well then, "who" was driving that day. I will see to it they appear before this court!" Without hesitation the defendant clearly stated "Jesus" was driving. The judge gave him 30 days in jail to "Investigate further".
raratt said: View attachment 5164278 Click to expand... I have witnessed a trial where the defendant was charged with hit and run. The police found and arrested him, at his home, a few minutes after the accident. Legally drunk. In court he testified that he was not driving the car at the time of the accident. The Judge asked "Well then, "who" was driving that day. I will see to it they appear before this court!" Without hesitation the defendant clearly stated "Jesus" was driving. The judge gave him 30 days in jail to "Investigate further".
Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member Jul 16, 2022 #58,189 curious old fart said: View attachment 5164562 Click to expand... i just tell them "no." then act like they never asked...
curious old fart said: View attachment 5164562 Click to expand... i just tell them "no." then act like they never asked...
Nugachino Well-Known Member Jul 17, 2022 #58,192 bk78 said: View attachment 5164654 Click to expand... Does it look better, after it's been through your digestive tract?
bk78 said: View attachment 5164654 Click to expand... Does it look better, after it's been through your digestive tract?
Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member Jul 17, 2022 #58,194 ANC said: Click to expand... did you mug the tooth fairy and take her clothes?