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Winter Woman

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CN, About zipper face. It was really hard to keep it on. With all the glue the whole length of your face and the heavy makeup to make it blend in you always knew it was there, not the best of feelings.

Now the breaded cat should be fun.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
CN, About zipper face. It was really hard to keep it on. With all the glue the whole length of your face and the heavy makeup to make it blend in you always knew it was there, not the best of feelings.

Now the breaded cat should be fun.
Oh I'll bet it was uncomfy as all get-out. When my sisters and I were kids, we'd steal some of momma's clear gel face mask and make a game out of toughing it out the longest as it dried and became increasingly uncomfy.

But I'll wager that all the offers of sex from guys you barely knew made it all worthwhile. cn


This guy looks like Stitch with the itch.
 

srh88

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[video=youtube;aYDfwUJzYQg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg[/video]

the music behind the crazy lyrics is completely awesome :mrgreen: and i wish i had one of those costumes last night
 

herbose

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Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.

Admiring her neighbour's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and enquired of him his secret.

"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."

Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.

Two weeks passed and her neighbour stopped by to check her progress. "So", he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"

"No", she replied excitedly, "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!"
 
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