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curious old fart

curious old fart

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The Jamaican government did a study to see why there are so many deadly motorcycle accidents in Jamaica

I think you'll be surprised at the results. Scroll down to the bottom.











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curious old fart

curious old fart

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FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place:

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.
Click.


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DST

DST

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What Confucius did not say!
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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"​





























































 
ANC

ANC

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A man was naked and masturbating while driving in St. Lucie County on Monday, according to a police report obtained by WPBF 25 News.
Robert Casey, who just turned 49 on Sunday, was driving his Jeep Cherokee in Fort Pierce when a tow truck driver pulled up alongside him, a report from the Fort Pierce Police Department said.

The tow truck driver told investigators he saw a naked man masturbating while driving the Cherokee. "The male's hands were in his groin area moving around," the police report said.
When Casey was eventually pulled over along the side of Interstate 95, it took him a moment to come to a stop because, according to the arresting officer's notes in the report, he was still trying to get dressed.
When the officer asked him why he was driving naked, "Casey stated that he has problems with this and he is getting therapy," the report said, adding that the man couldn't explain why he was naked.
The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey's behind. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said.
Casey was booked into the St. Lucie County Jail on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior.

http://wap.wpbf.com/wap/news/text.jsp?sid=2&nid=1479776037&cid=4664&scid=-1&ith=0&title=Local+News&headtitle=Local+News
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Two blonds were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.​
"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blond #1.
"Do what?" asked Blond #2.​

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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