lokie
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LOL I told my wife that my "next wife" would be able to that. she laughed and said "sure keep dreaming"
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Dirty Harry
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Little old lady
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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked
up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you
cat food without proof that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof
that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to
the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier
said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you
have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management
wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the
dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said,
"No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked
up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you
cat food without proof that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof
that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to
the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier
said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you
have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management
wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the
dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said,
"No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
squarepush3r
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[video=youtube;ioM_oSSciNU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioM_oSSciNU&feature=player_embedded[/video]
dirtyho1968
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Winter Woman
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It's late but this is for the Veterans. Who knew that Kiss would know these songs.
[video=youtube;VGil7PR59sc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGil7PR59sc[/video]
[video=youtube;VGil7PR59sc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGil7PR59sc[/video]
Winter Woman
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To all you kids out there with tats and piercings…this is you in 40 years!
Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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geewhizimtheshiz
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geewhizimtheshiz
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dirtyho1968
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SLC Punk, great movie.
geewhizimtheshiz
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favorite.movie.ever.
Winter Woman
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Tiger's Christina del Basso Photos.
Tiger never really had a chance, did he?
Tiger never really had a chance, did he?
Winter Woman
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While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the world round.
