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Winter Woman said:
Good example of a Brain Study:
If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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is this from that new show brain games?
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Don't know. A friend just sent it to my email. I'm just glad that I could read it, otherwise I'd be thinking Old-Timers was here too, too early/
 
curious old fart

curious old fart

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Great Truths​




1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

-- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.

-- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to payoff with your money.
-- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan(1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-- P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-- Voltaire(1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-- Pericles (430B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain(1866)

17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
--Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-- Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-- Thomas Jefferson

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
--Aesop


FIVE BEST SENTENCES

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2.What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

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robert 14617

robert 14617

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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!

starting to feel this way myself
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Only the French, what else is there to say. lol.

[video=youtube;DOR9-FXdIm0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOR9-FXdIm0[/video]
 
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Dirty Harry

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These are actual comments made by Mississippi Troopers that were taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder
than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make
your birth certificate a worthless document."
(My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going?
I guess that means I can write anything I want
to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,
but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention
that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm
warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse
a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is
a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets
and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you
say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.
We used to, but now we're allowed to write as
many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police)
is a personal friend of yours. So you know
someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women
tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
 
ANC

ANC

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[video=youtube;hp_Mdd8XuVE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp_Mdd8XuVE[/video]
Frank and Louie the cat, was born with two faces, two mouths, three eyes, and lots of doubts about his future. Twelve years after Marty Stevens rescued him from being put down because of his condition, the exotic blue-eyed rag doll cat is not only thriving but has made it into the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records. He's the longest surviving member of a group known as Janus cats, named for the Roman god of transitions, who has two faces.

 
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