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Winter Woman

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Can you go ghetto in under 3 seconds?

[video=youtube;BUS6nKpddec]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec&feature=grec_index[/video]
 

Winter Woman

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At the end of a busy day, a man and his wife were sitting on the veranda in the quiet of twilight.

As the sun slowly sank below the mountains, he broke the comfortable silence saying, "I love you."

She asked, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replied, "It's me. I'm talking to the beer."
 

SmokeyMcSmokester

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[video=youtube;T9zMMannZPk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9zMMannZPk&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

I expected a lil more from "batman"

Maybe someone with some video editing skills can put in the "WHAM!" and "SLAP!" when it gets going lol...
 

Winter Woman

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An old country preacher......had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young Men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects..

1. A Bible.....?

2. A silver dollar.....?


3. A bottle of whisky.....?


4. And a Playboy magazine.....?


'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a

blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.


And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
skirt-chasing womanizer.'

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.


The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.


'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered.

'He's gonna run for Congress.'

 

Winter Woman

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Everyone has seen this one, but here it is with a slight twist.
A short neurological test




1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.






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2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.




99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999



3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.




MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM



This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.





Congratulations!





Oh. One more test....


Find the 44th USAPresident.






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Winter Woman

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ANC, can't they park in your country? lol

[video=youtube;epOKI1PRAoo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOKI1PRAoo&feature=feedrec_grec_index[/video]
 
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