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Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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DOCTORS AT A MEDICAL CONVENTION





 A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that
 we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6
 weeks he is looking for work".


 The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of
 the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in
 4 weeks he is looking for work".


 A Russian doctor says: “That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
 half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's
 chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”


 The US doctor answers immediately: “That's nothing colleagues, you are
 way behind us . . . .

 .....In the USA, about two years ago now, we grabbed a person with no
 brains, no heart and no balls . . . .. .

 ......We made him President of the United States... and now the whole
 country is looking for work ! ! ! ! !”

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woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and don't want to close
the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and
I'll give you fifty bucks."

"Yes, sir!" answers Buddy
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Buddy, How was your day?"

Buddy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Buddy! The second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had a bad stomach and I gave him MAALOX, sir." says Buddy

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor

"Well Sir, I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies opens
and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:

HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!

"Lard Tunderin' Yeezus, Buddy!!! What did you do?"


I put drops in her eyes!!


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woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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Ok Ok 1 more

 Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A.


President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland , Canada , he? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news ! How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.." [FONT=&quot]

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curious old fart

curious old fart

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I saw a hunter unload a 6 shot clip and reload and fire twice more before the deer decided that sooner or later the shooter was going to get lucky...later it was determined that the scope was loose.

:peace:
cof
 
unorthodox

unorthodox

Active Member
wrong just really really wrong

[video=youtube;XA__UQoYUTY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA__UQoYUTY&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

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YungMoolaBaby said:
1. This thread is about PICTURES that make you LOL. Not walls of text about some shit I could care less about (winter woman).

2. He really will NEVER have a girlfriend.

3. [video=youtube;-XsSoMBVF3w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w&feature=player_embedded#at=45[/video]

4. CAN THE BLOODS SHOOT YOU WITH A MOTHER FUCKIN WATER GUN ATTACK?! NO! THE CRIPS CAYNT.
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Are you familiar with the old robot expression "DOES NOT COMPUTE"?

You bash people for not posting pictures, then post a 4 and a half minute video. Gay.
 
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