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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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"I have outlived my pecker."​

The Penis Poem​

My nookie days are over,​

My pilot light is out.​

What used to be my sex appeal,​

Is now my water spout.​

Tim e was when, on its own accord,​

From my trousers it would spring.​

But now I've got a full time job,​

To find the f***in' thing.​

It used to be embarrassing,​

The way it would behave.​

For every single morning,​

It would stand and watch me shave.​

Now as old age approaches,​

It sure gives me the blues.​

To see it hang its little head,​

And watch me tie my shoes!!​
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Unbelievable boat launch fail. Yes, those are Canadians in swimsuits, but I want to know is where are the icebergs? lol

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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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LOL, that's a good one^^^ I once owned a Red Explorer and that truck took out 3 deer and one beat up old Chevy. I think the damn thing was cursed.

purpz said:
I see white deer all the time, just for 1.5 seconds before it hits my truck @ night on the freeway :D
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hempstead

hempstead

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Winter Woman said:
Unbelievable boat launch fail. Yes, those are Canadians in swimsuits, but I want to know is where are the icebergs? lol

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On the one hand they appear to be dummies. On the other hand those were some good peops trying to help the dude get out. Go Canada!
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.




"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"


"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
 
bestbuds09

bestbuds09

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hydrotech364 said:


I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.


"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"


"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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this shit made me lmao. it reminds me of my daugthers, they ask me for something and i say no but then 2 min later they come around and ask me for the same thing but in a whole different way that they still get what they want. its annoying but funny at times..... +rep bro i likes a lot
 
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