Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

I don't have a joke or a line for this one. But, when she blows, she's really gonna blow.

As an animal lover and rescuer of many shelter animals and strays I am always amazed when I see a rescue via nature.
+rep for that as I expected a different ending to this.

ANC said:

[video=youtube;NaU8dbVgneU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaU8dbVgneU&feature=player_embedded[/video]

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Whatever you do if you come to africa, don't mess around hippo's they are the most dangerous land mammal and accounts for the majority of deaths by wild animals.

ANC said:

Whatever you do if you come to africa, don't mess around hippo's they are the most dangerous land mammal and accounts for the majority of deaths by wild animals.

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Agreed. They can chomp a human in half. That is why that video was so surprising. A large killing machine helping a baby animal out of the water goes against the normal laws of nature.

I think the resques were more accidental, I think the hippo was playing with the other animals, but it was awesome enough to see, and chances are always that things are more than what they seem...

I dont know if this was played but that monkey shat on the tigers.
[video=youtube;W0I0nMD4pXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0I0nMD4pXw[/video]

I use to work with a guy from Jo Burg (?) He told me that our wild animals are different that the one in Africa. Ours, for the most part, can coexist with humans and yours usually doesn't. Is that true?

ANC said:

I think the resques were more accidental, I think the hippo was playing with the other animals, but it was awesome enough to see, and chances are always that things are more than what they seem...

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Lol, in africa even the people can't coexist with each other...
Peacefull moments consists out of surveying that which you have conquered.

Eck, doesn't sound too friendly. I got freaked out when I was walking in the woods in northern Michigan at night and came across a brown bear. I very slow backed up and he went his merry way, I don't think anything in Africa would have done that.

ANC said:

Lol, in africa even the people can't coexist with each other...
Peacefull moments consists out of surveying that which you have conquered.

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[video=youtube;LkSOrtiiHoA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkSOrtiiHoA&feature=grec_browse[/video]

WInter women, Try and keep it to Pictures and videos that make you laugh... We are very stoned and dont want to read. Youre awesome though just so you know

i went on a game walk with a zulu guide in hluhluwe umfolozi park, he told us, "if you see Leapord or a Lion, do not run....if you see an Elephant, run for your life!!!
......we then signed our forms (or our lifes away) and he promtly picked up his gun and said, "And now I have premission to shoot you, hahahaha", I was like, c'mon, is this Zulu humour, it's like the crack of piss O'clock, and I've got some guy telling me to run from Elephants, and that he can shoot me...was a fun day!!!! We were followed by giraffes!!!

Winter Woman said:

Eck, doesn't sound too friendly. I got freaked out when I was walking in the woods in northern Michigan at night and came across a brown bear. I very slow backed up and he went his merry way, I don't think anything in Africa would have done that.

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I spent 8 days in Mombasa Kenya in 1990.stayed in a Hotel in the canopy of the Jungle.There were probably 20 of us.A buddy of mine and I had had enough African Beer and Jungle swag in us to decide to shinny down the columns and go to the watering hole.We only got within 100 yards and all the tough guy in us went away.I don't remember how high those columns were but we made it back up them in a fuckin hurry.The next night we went into town and was about to go into a bar when a big ass doorman picked up a Prostitute and slammed her on her head,killed her instantly.Still went into the bar but thats another story.Africa is beautiful but I wouldn't recommend it to the Cancun Tourist.

harveyjarvey said:

WInter women, Try and keep it to Pictures and videos that make you laugh... We are very stoned and dont want to read. Youre awesome though just so you know

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I enjoy reading her post's. Pass-em over if you don't.
WW, Keep it up.

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. ​

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. ​

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. ​

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone." ​

The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent. ​

Oncethey 're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,​

"READ MY LIPS!!!!" ​

FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... ​

"BRING POSSE"​

LOL, I should have thought of that. I do need diamond rings. The BIG dangly kind.

fdd2blk said:

can you hook me up with any diamonds?

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Winter Woman said:

LOL, I should have thought of that. I do need diamond rings. The BIG dangly kind.

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i hear if you go to the source they are pretty cheap. from what i understand, diamonds are quit common.