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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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TYPICAL ALASKAN STORY

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information
about your wife," said one trooper...

"Tell me, please! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and
some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the
bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning
we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh. my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,
"Well, what's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and
we feel that you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
 
Dirtfree

Dirtfree

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At 55 seconds he plays his nipple like a horn! Id love to see this guy on the beach of mexico while smokin a joint.
 
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