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ANC

ANC

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Boneman said:
I just heard on the news that this mom got 10 days lock up and 2 yrs probation for doing this to her child and posting under her profile on myspace
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Whaaaaaaaaat? It looks like the baby is having fun hanging out with ducky. I think this is a reproduction.... I saw the pics of the real kid, it had the face blanked out, and it was in a red jumper suit, also seemed way annoyed.

Anyway, ducky seems to be enjoying the handjob.

 
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2FT4PAR

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An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

"We had him circumcised"
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Jim Carey is funny as hell, and her boobs are SWEET.
What red blooded man doesn't think what he's saying?

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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to
all the people sitting at the bar and asked,

'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end
of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and
bellowed ,

'Give the ballerina a drink!'

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to
the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same
hairy armpit, and asked,

'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said,

'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the drunk and said ,

'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'

The drunk replied,

'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!'
 
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