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ganja girl

ganja girl

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FOR READERS ONLY. lol

There once was a girl named Jill
Who used to dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits In Brazil

k, maybe I'm a little weird
 
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BoB772420 said:
thats what im sayin im too stoned to do all this reading what happened to the pix?
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Too stoned to read, wtf are you smoking, brown? haha

Even the OP posts music videos, youtube funnies, etc....I thought this was a thread just to make you LOL.......
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029​


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica ... No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States.​
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Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. ​
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with​

Only 3 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent...​

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.​


I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!​
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

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The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this . from the TV show Cheers.

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'Well you see, Norm, it's like this .. . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers..















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Padawanbater2

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It's just a huge disappointment seeing the thread bumped everyday just to come in and see nothing but text...

I vote you start a "funny text" thread for that stuff, no disrespect.
 
brickedup417

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[video=youtube;fNh0ba2-X_8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNh0ba2-X_8&feature=fvw[/video]
[video=youtube;GzLQRxoArp4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLQRxoArp4&NR=1[/video]
 
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