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greg nr

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Who said anything about saving money?

Soil: $20
Stand: $20
Time release nutes: $20
Grow Bag: $15
Saucer: $10
Plant cage: $30

$115 for this plant. I could do much better at the store. I also would have spent a lot less if I wasn't aiming for tomatoes that could win awards.

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The first 4 tomatoes.

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Lol, what site is this again? If that's what yo pay for grow supplies, I've got some miracle grow I can sell you cheap. ;)
 

RetiredToker76

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Lol, what site is this again? If that's what yo pay for grow supplies, I've got some miracle grow I can sell you cheap. ;)
Well it is what I paid for my soil,. two years ago. I recycle it so I've got a years worth of soil recycling non-stop, but I didn't have enough to give the tomato.

I run Nectar for the Gods in my personal grow. I'm not giving this tomato all the liquid nutes, that would be the most expensive tomato ever, so I just got a bag of One Shot and put two cups of it in a bag of #4 soil (both of which are $20 even though I could grow 30 plants with this one bag of nutes.) It's a school project that got sent home with my daughter that looked REALLY sad when it came home.

So she's had to learn the value of phing her water, because at school they were just pouring on tap city water, chlorine and ph of 7.7 and all. A week after getting it on good water and nutes, it exploded. If the soil doesn't get infested with anything outdoors, we'll re-use it for strawberries next season.

I don't even know what kind of tomatoes it will yield yet, we're just having fun with it. It's exploded in the last two weeks from the sad death plant it was when it came home.
 

KvarforthsDuRag

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If you're unfamiliar with this certified bruh moment of a human being, consider this your primer... TL;DR he's this Call of Duty YouTuber who once had a semi-decent following back in like '09 but completely ostracized himself from the CoD and podcast communities.
Nowadays WingsofRedemption is like 35, ~450 lbs. (after completely bouncing back from a gastric bypass surgery, generously funded by a KickStarter or someshit) and bitches on-stream to his audience about how much his life sucks. His "livelihood" is constantly whoring for donations to pay rent at his granny's "modular mansion" (read: trailer) in the Carolinas. One of Wings' pastimes is sniffing his fingers after ordering Wendy's Chili and Pepsi through DooRdash every day. Sometimes he absolutely breaks the fuck down, starts sobbing, and throws controllers while berating his stream viewers.

Obviously it's a bit more complicated than that since there's so much history behind why this toxic-ass motherfucker is so scorned. But take heart my fellow degenerates, for no matter how low you think you are in life, at least you'll never be as pathetic as muh boi Jordie. Reality TV ain't got shit on this.
 
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lokie

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Lol, gottem - Imgflip


If you're unfamiliar with this certified bruh moment of a human being, consider this your primer... TL;DR he's this Call of Duty YouTuber who once had a semi-decent following back in like '09 but completely ostracized himself from the CoD and podcast communities.
Nowadays WingsofRedemption is like 35, ~450 lbs. (after completely bouncing back from a gastric bypass surgery, generously funded by a KickStarter or someshit) and bitches on-stream to his audience about how much his life sucks. His "livelihood" is constantly whoring for donations to pay rent at his granny's "modular mansion" (read: trailer) in the Carolinas. One of Wings' pastimes is sniffing his fingers after ordering Wendy's Chili and Pepsi through DooRdash every day. Sometimes he absolutely breaks the fuck down, starts sobbing, and throws controllers while berating his stream viewers.

Obviously it's a bit more complicated than that since there's so much history behind why this toxic-ass motherfucker is so scorned. But take heart my fellow degenerates, for no matter how low you think you are in life, at least you'll never be as pathetic as muh boi Jordie. Reality TV ain't got shit on this.
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