A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group.
She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said:
"If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering,
I will have wild and passionate sex - anything goes - with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first ?
Trevor the English guy piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no bloody good now is it Trevor? "
said the speech therapist,
"Who's next ?"
The Scotsman Hamish raised his hand and blurted out "G-g-g-g-g-g-lasgow".
That's no better Hamish she said frowning...
There'll be no sex for you tonight either I'm afraid Hamish.
How about you Paddy can you do any better?
Paddy took a deep breath and eventually blurted out " London ".
Brilliant, Paddy!
Said the speech therapist and immediately stripped off and set about living up to her promise with Paddy.
After 45 minutes of exceptionally steamy kinky sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".