The single long pube combed around his hip is perfect though.
I couldn't stop laughing at his hair last night. like he takes it from his one temple and wraps it around his head to the rear on the other side like some hair turban. I'm pretty bald, and the most liberating thing I ever did was to shave my hair down nice and short. I don;t even have to look in a mirror on the way out the door. It is always perfect.