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Dirty Harry

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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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[FONT=&quot]Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]A dentist noticed that his next patient, an older woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]'No, I don't,' she replied.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in South Dakota with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]She didn't crack a smile.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]'What's so funny?' he asked.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'[/FONT]
 
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