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Dirty Harry

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Winter Woman said:
I think they need to. My God, how much can a little machine take?
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A few pages back, a fatty on one fell over due to the narrow wheel base and him causing a high center of gravity. If the fat one on the back over reached for something, they are going over no doubt...and just may knock the isle rack over from the heavy impact.
Joking aside, that is not safe for the riders or other customers, and is a law suit waiting to happen. Then those two can afford the expensive chocolates.
If the one on the back walked, it may not be that way.
 
Blue Wizard

Blue Wizard

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Winter Woman said:
How strong is the frame on those things?
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If I remember correctly from when I used to work at Walmart, they have a sticker on them that says weight limit of 700lbs.

Also I've never ever seen anyone other than fat people riding those things in the almost 5 years of working for walmart except some drunken/high kids on a tour bus that tried to steal one.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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700 lbs. Wowser, that's a lot to love. Yikes, I can't imagine what that must look like.
Blue Wizard said:
If I remember correctly from when I used to work at Walmart, they have a sticker on them that says weight limit of 700lbs.

Also I've never ever seen anyone other than fat people riding those things in the almost 5 years of working for walmart except some drunken/high kids on a tour bus that tried to steal one.
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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,​
Are you a real pilot?​

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:​
"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'​
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