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Dirty Harry

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id go outside there on acid and forever lose my house
It reminds me of military on base housing and buildings. Everything looks the same. Makes it a bitch staggering back drunk looking for your place and everything looks like your there. Neighborhoods like that are why drunk people end up in the wrong place...
 

gioua

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for the extreme wheelchairs?











[h=2]John Kerry and Bashar Al-Assad having dinner together with their wives 2009[/h]
 

Winter Woman

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An Arab and a American go into a pastry shop.
The Arab whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn't notice.
The Arab says to the American : "You see how clever we are?
You Americans can never beat that!"
The American says to the Arab: "Watch this. An American is always smarter than a Arab."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I’ll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie which the American promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The American eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic trick?"
The American says: "Look in his pocket!"
 
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