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Winter Woman

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The Blood Donor
An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. However, the gentleman had a rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same blood type.
The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman, as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds and cash.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and said: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds and money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates ."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins".
 

gioua

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guy starts to cry during his interview about getting some ice cube trays robbed...

[video=youtube;cWO3zKqm_KI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWO3zKqm_KI#at=107[/video]
 
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