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Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?
The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"
The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
(get ready for this.....)
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?
He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?
The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"
The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
(get ready for this.....)
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?
Winter Woman
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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven:
God addresses Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Gore replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Clinton . "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.'
Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
God addresses Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Gore replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Clinton . "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.'
Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
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Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul ~ William Earnest Henley
Bitches.
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul ~ William Earnest Henley
Bitches.
Figong
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That looks like Frosty the cockatoo, and Frosty has done the same shit as well.Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul ~ William Earnest Henley
Bitches.
Hydrotech364
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Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;-noX0dG7PvI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-noX0dG7PvI[/video]...............
Grandpapy
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Third from the right.
if anyone figures out which one is me in this pic ill send you a gingersnap
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carl.burnette
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First guy from the left is looking back pointing at the key like somethings coming in. The guy 3rd or 4rth from the right, with the beige ball cap, must be the LT cause he look like he's covering his face is For Fuck Sakeness 
THe THrid guy from the left if grabbing his package! Nice group photo.. Lots of stories there..
THe THrid guy from the left if grabbing his package! Nice group photo.. Lots of stories there..Third from the right.