Pissing in a milk jug!

jpremo · May 8, 2008

Hello all,

I thought of a potentially good idea for deer and pest repellant. You always here everbody say piss around your plants and it will help deter a lot of pests. Well last night I started just pissing in a milk jug. Im gonna fill one or two up a week and just douse my grow area in piss.

What do you guys think??? It seems to me that if it works just pissing around the garden, dumping a gallon of piss a week would make those rotten pot munchers run the other direction if they got too close to your garden...

ORECAL · May 8, 2008

try it....... let us know how well it works.

Pizzzh · May 8, 2008

female piss attracts deer. I'm not sure about male piss but i would be careful.. Maybe do some research

Pookiedough · May 8, 2008

Wouldn't it turn to ammonia by the time you got your jugs filled,unless you are going to store pee in your fridge.And FYI you will have every male animal within a 5 mile distance coming to "reclaim" what you marked silly bastards lol! :mrgreen:

40acres · May 8, 2008

male piss has testosterone in it, makes other animals avoid it a little. I would go to the hunting or bait store and see what they can do for you. Piss in a jug turns rancid real quick.

Skunk Baxter · May 8, 2008

jpremo said:
Hello all,

I thought of a potentially good idea for deer and pest repellant. You always here everbody say piss around your plants and it will help deter a lot of pests. Well last night I started just pissing in a milk jug. Im gonna fill one or two up a week and just douse my grow area in piss.

Just a shot in the dark here, but I'm guessing you're not married.

jpremo · May 8, 2008

Nope your dead wrong, hot wife :hump:

, three kids. 2 of those three are a new set of twins... She just doenst know I piss in milk jugs or shed probably leave me...LOL

40acres · May 8, 2008

My stepdad pees in a jug so he doesnt have to come up from the basement. Its beat up.

kochab · May 8, 2008

why not just just buy deer repelant ?
lots better than a milk jug of smelly piss sitting around somewhere.....
only cost like $30 for a big ass bottle thatll last you a month if not 2

sleepytown · May 8, 2008

That's the way of the road, Bubs.

S-Town

kochab · May 8, 2008

40acres said:
My stepdad pees in a jug so he doesnt have to come up from the basement. Its beat up.

ewwwies?

jpremo · May 8, 2008

kochab said:
why not just just buy deer repelant ?
lots better than a milk jug of smelly piss sitting around somewhere.....
only cost like $30 for a big ass bottle thatll last you a month if not 2

I have a $1400 mortgage payment :cry:

... I'll cut corners wherever I can...

2012 · May 8, 2008

Skunk Baxter said:
Just a shot in the dark here, but I'm guessing you're not married.

lollolololol

kochab · May 8, 2008

jpremo said:
I have a $1400 mortgage payment... I'll cut corners wherever I can...

i feel ya there but i wont go that low for a buck. my wife would notice me pissing in a jug and be concerned anyways.

i did know someone in high school though to fill up a jug with piss and dump it on some bitch that cheated on him tho

jpremo · May 8, 2008

Thats cold as ice... Can you imagine having a gallon of piss dumped on you...Holy Shit!

I actually bought these deer repellant granules off ebay, and they were gone in one use and it says to use twice a week for two weeks, and once a month for maintenance. That was going to get expensive in a hurry... So I think Im going to try my piss idea... I have a bait fridge for storing night crawlers and minnows and stuff for fishin'. I'll probably just put the piss in there.

jpremo · May 8, 2008

kochab, whats the story on your avatar??? I've been wondering for quite some time now... Is that a female ronald mcdonald getting blitzed??? And what does it say in the caption???

kochab · May 8, 2008

jpremo said:
kochab, whats the story on your avatar??? I've been wondering for quite some time now... Is that a female ronald mcdonald getting blitzed??? And what does it say in the caption???

its a grudge lookin ronald guy and below it it says
"HI, i would like a big ma....OMG what are you doing?
ronalds munchin on a human arm.
I love it even though ppl cant read it.

Wordz · May 8, 2008

I tried this piss thing last year it doesn't stop deer at all. make a barricade around your plants until they are up to your hip. After that the deer leave them alone. They seem to only like young plants. hope that helps. Seriously I did this last year even left containers of piss lying around it does not work. Bars of soap don't work and hair doesn't work. Fences keep deer out. make sure to run some sticks over the top so the deer don't jump in.......... Damn deer ate 75% of what I planted last year haha live and learn.

jpremo · May 8, 2008

Wordz said:
I tried this piss thing last year it doesn't stop deer at all. make a barricade around your plants until they are up to your hip. After that the deer leave them alone. They seem to only like young plants. hope that helps. Seriously I did this last year even left containers of piss lying around it does not work. Bars of soap don't work and hair doesn't work. Fences keep deer out. make sure to run some sticks over the top so the deer don't jump in.......... Damn deer ate 75% of what I planted last year haha live and learn.

Good to know...Chicken wire and fishing line it is then...

Thanks...

jpremo · May 8, 2008

kochab said:
its a grudge lookin ronald guy and below it it says
"HI, i would like a big ma....OMG what are you doing?
ronalds munchin on a human arm.
I love it even though ppl cant read it.

The whole time I thought that bloody arm was a bong....Thats just a little twisted man... :-?

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