Pissing in a milk jug!

jpremo

jpremo

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Hello all,

I thought of a potentially good idea for deer and pest repellant. You always here everbody say piss around your plants and it will help deter a lot of pests. Well last night I started just pissing in a milk jug. Im gonna fill one or two up a week and just douse my grow area in piss.

What do you guys think??? It seems to me that if it works just pissing around the garden, dumping a gallon of piss a week would make those rotten pot munchers run the other direction if they got too close to your garden...
 
Pizzzh

Pizzzh

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female piss attracts deer. I'm not sure about male piss but i would be careful.. Maybe do some research
 
Pookiedough

Pookiedough

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Wouldn't it turn to ammonia by the time you got your jugs filled,unless you are going to store pee in your fridge.And FYI you will have every male animal within a 5 mile distance coming to "reclaim" what you marked silly bastards lol!:mrgreen:
 
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40acres

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male piss has testosterone in it, makes other animals avoid it a little. I would go to the hunting or bait store and see what they can do for you. Piss in a jug turns rancid real quick.
 
Skunk Baxter

Skunk Baxter

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jpremo said:
Hello all,

I thought of a potentially good idea for deer and pest repellant. You always here everbody say piss around your plants and it will help deter a lot of pests. Well last night I started just pissing in a milk jug. Im gonna fill one or two up a week and just douse my grow area in piss.
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Just a shot in the dark here, but I'm guessing you're not married.
 
jpremo

jpremo

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Nope your dead wrong, hot wife:hump:, three kids. 2 of those three are a new set of twins... She just doenst know I piss in milk jugs or shed probably leave me...LOL
 
kochab

kochab

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why not just just buy deer repelant ?
lots better than a milk jug of smelly piss sitting around somewhere.....
only cost like $30 for a big ass bottle thatll last you a month if not 2
 
jpremo

jpremo

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kochab said:
why not just just buy deer repelant ?
lots better than a milk jug of smelly piss sitting around somewhere.....
only cost like $30 for a big ass bottle thatll last you a month if not 2
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I have a $1400 mortgage payment:cry:... I'll cut corners wherever I can...
 
kochab

kochab

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jpremo said:
I have a $1400 mortgage payment:cry:... I'll cut corners wherever I can...
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i feel ya there but i wont go that low for a buck. my wife would notice me pissing in a jug and be concerned anyways.

i did know someone in high school though to fill up a jug with piss and dump it on some bitch that cheated on him tho
 
jpremo

jpremo

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Thats cold as ice... Can you imagine having a gallon of piss dumped on you...Holy Shit!

I actually bought these deer repellant granules off ebay, and they were gone in one use and it says to use twice a week for two weeks, and once a month for maintenance. That was going to get expensive in a hurry... So I think Im going to try my piss idea... I have a bait fridge for storing night crawlers and minnows and stuff for fishin'. I'll probably just put the piss in there.
 
jpremo

jpremo

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kochab, whats the story on your avatar??? I've been wondering for quite some time now... Is that a female ronald mcdonald getting blitzed??? And what does it say in the caption???
 
kochab

kochab

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jpremo said:
kochab, whats the story on your avatar??? I've been wondering for quite some time now... Is that a female ronald mcdonald getting blitzed??? And what does it say in the caption???
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its a grudge lookin ronald guy and below it it says
"HI, i would like a big ma....OMG what are you doing?
ronalds munchin on a human arm.
I love it even though ppl cant read it.
 
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Wordz

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I tried this piss thing last year it doesn't stop deer at all. make a barricade around your plants until they are up to your hip. After that the deer leave them alone. They seem to only like young plants. hope that helps. Seriously I did this last year even left containers of piss lying around it does not work. Bars of soap don't work and hair doesn't work. Fences keep deer out. make sure to run some sticks over the top so the deer don't jump in.......... Damn deer ate 75% of what I planted last year haha live and learn.
 
jpremo

jpremo

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Wordz said:
I tried this piss thing last year it doesn't stop deer at all. make a barricade around your plants until they are up to your hip. After that the deer leave them alone. They seem to only like young plants. hope that helps. Seriously I did this last year even left containers of piss lying around it does not work. Bars of soap don't work and hair doesn't work. Fences keep deer out. make sure to run some sticks over the top so the deer don't jump in.......... Damn deer ate 75% of what I planted last year haha live and learn.
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Good to know...Chicken wire and fishing line it is then...

Thanks...
 
jpremo

jpremo

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kochab said:
its a grudge lookin ronald guy and below it it says
"HI, i would like a big ma....OMG what are you doing?
ronalds munchin on a human arm.
I love it even though ppl cant read it.
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The whole time I thought that bloody arm was a bong....Thats just a little twisted man...:-?
 
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