Pissin all over your ladies

now i know that urine is 95% water(cheers bear grylls) and that it is high in nitrogen(dont ask me the fuck how i know that).
but could pissing on your plants sort out an N def?
i dont have one, just purely wondering
prob the wierdest thread on this site



(by the title of the thread, i bet you thought i was talking about somethin different )

It has to be diluted 1 part urine to 10 parts water and it's best to use the stuff early in the morning. For best results take a multi-vitamin before bed.

I knew this chick once. Wait wrong forum sorry.

do a college course on this man? haha jesus i didn't expect any sort of scientific -already-sorted-out info
thanks
whywould vitamins help though??

Anastasius said:

I knew this chick once. Wait wrong forum sorry.

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hahahahaha + rep for sure

GimpDoctor420 said:

do a college course on this man? haha jesus i didn't expect any sort of scientific -already-sorted-out info
thanks
whywould vitamins help though??

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Your body won't absorb all the micro-nutrients and it'll be passed through into your urine and can then be used by your plant. I've used it and you wouldn't believe how lush and green the leaves turn, not to mention it's damn near impossible to burn your plants with it. Urine is one of the best fertilizers you can actually use but because of the disgusting factor no one wants to use it. Also, it won't keep and has to be used with-in 24 hrs or the ammonia with build up and make it toxic to your plants.

usually this is the sort of thing i would research more, but shit youve sold it to me
one thing though, when you say "disgusting factor" you surely mean the fact that your pissin on your plants, but does it smell? cos that'd be the only thing holding me back from doing it, especially with the small space indoors i have

GimpDoctor420 said:

usually this is the sort of thing i would research more, but shit youve sold it to me
one thing though, when you say "disgusting factor" you surely mean the fact that your pissin on your plants, but does it smell? cos that'd be the only thing holding me back from doing it, especially with the small space indoors i have

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I would keep a 1 gal bucket on the back of the toilet to catch it then dilute and toss whats left. No smell after you dilute it.

dude what you mean keep a bucket behind the toilet to catch it?
you got aimin problems? haha

You've gotta be hard pressed for fertlizer but it'll work in a pinch if dilluted enough. And don't worry about the thread. I've seen more than a hand full of people post threads for just this.

GimpDoctor420 said:

dude what you mean keep a bucket behind the toilet to catch it?
you got aimin problems? haha

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Keep an empty bucket on the back so it's right there in the morning to grab and you're not fumbling around looking for something to catch your piss in.

you really cant hold it in for a second can you ?
jkjk yeah grand when i sort out my soil issues and when she gets a bit bigger ill give this a go.
+rep for the advice man

Yeah if you dilute the pee you CAN use it as N nutrient. Not saying its optimum but you can.

for one i dont need N or anything i was just purely curious. i had heard of peeing on plants as fertilzer but it seemed debatable. i never thought of diluting though that sounds like a good idea. i origionally thought the urea would be toxic...

Urine has like an 18 percent available nitrogen, so yeah I would dilute it a little. Also, on a sidenote rabbi droppings can be used as fertilizer without composting. Yup you can use it straight from the butt, so get a rabbit and make sure it doesn't live in your grow room. Idk I'm stoned sorry I went sideways.

you went sideways??? what??haha
yeah no ive heard about using them as fert but i wouldnt be up for the smell