Piss test!! SUBBING

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lakersfan64133

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Hey guys. I just recently had a job offer from a government agency and I need to pass a drug test!! I don't want to use synthetic piss just in case they send it into a lab. I have thought of using my Dads piss. Is there anything wrong with using an older persons piss? like can the lab tell its from an older person???

Oh and how do you all keep your urine warm on the way to the testing place?? I need to keep it warm for about an hour.
 
smokinafatty

smokinafatty

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idk how to pass but are you sure about the test? I work for them too and never had a drug test and never would have passed.
 
smokinafatty

smokinafatty

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Not the IRS, but don't want to get into those details, no offense or anything. It does take them a really long time to get around to doing anything, though, so maybe if you quit now you can be clean in time. It takes me 3 weeks to be clean.

I've heard about people getting a piss test from a drug store, then you get someone else to pee in the test bottle but don't do a test on it. Wear tighty-whiteys and keep the bottle in them to keep it warm. They're not likely to be in the bathroom with you, but it's usually a small restroom and quiet, and they might be able to hear you in there. I was looking into this a few years ago for a different job. High Times magazine has ads for this stuff, you could pick up a copy.
 
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LIBERTYCHICKEN

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Just drink tons of water and use your own piss - google it it's simple cheap and works

And if they dont watch you add water to it , 90% water 10% piss collor does not matter
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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LIBERTYCHICKEN said:
Just drink tons of water and use your own piss - google it it's simple cheap and works

And if they dont watch you add water to it , 90% water 10% piss collor does not matter
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don't do this.. color does matter.. if it has too much water in it , they'll simply fail you for a dilute and either a, require a retest, or b, simply fail you on the spot and you're sol.
i have used quick fix sythentic more than 15 times or so and pass with flying colors as it has everything in it real piss has, even going out to a lab it will come back fine..
 
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LIBERTYCHICKEN

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They can only give you a dilute if you test low on creatine and/or vitimans (B??)

Eazly avoidable by taking creatine and vitiamins beforehand

My piss is actually almost always crystal clear , ALWAYS crystal clear in the afternoon (I naturaly drink lots of water)

with 7 years of probation, 7 years of drug counsling , miss. job testing . I think I was questioned about the collor once or twice , bolth times I just told them it's always clear I work labor I drink ,sweat and piss. And that was that no more questions no dilute test results even when I did dilute and the sample went to the lab
 
CCCmints

CCCmints

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drinking lots of water does nothing but dilute your piss. this will not cleanse your system of thc. for a government agency they're probably going to have an extensive test done in a lab..idk dude if i were you i'd do what racerboy does, seems like the best bet.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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Heres what i do. Get some clean piss. Put it in a condom. Tie the end. Get a cup of water. microwave high for 2 min. Put the condom in the water for about 10 min. U need a pair of tighty whiteys. Get a safety pin and pin the top end of the condom to the inside of the underwear and adjust so it rests between ur thigh and ur sack, that way its not a.visable bulge. Throw a pair of boxers on over that so if they make u lift ur shirt, they wont see the other draws u have on. Get in the bathroom and flip the condom out of ur draws use the safety pin to poke a hole in the bottom, squeeze contents into the test vial. Squeeze the rest into the toilet. U just passed ur piss test
 
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