Pipe Names

u name weed soo why not pipes and its not girly if u give it a pornstar name, next time i get some purple imma name it jenna haze.....
 
We always name our boats, cars, mules, etc. after women. I decided to go the non-traditional route and I named my pipe "Dick". Now some of you fellers may think that it's gay to name something you suck on "Dick", but it's not, really, it's my "Dick" so it's OK. It serves a dual purpose also. When I ask my wife, "where's my Dick?", she thinking something else so I've already planted the seed. Little does she know I got so whacked the night before, I forgot where I put it. So either way I'm gonna get fucked.
if i could suck my own dick i would too.....


i had a 2' graghix bong years ago named g-man but thats only because it said that on the base
 
My hookahs names are sexy and thunder



Named my first bowl alpha but it broke...

now i have beta
 
i dont name my smokin utensils but i do name my babies.. hows that one?? maybe i should name my pipes 2 nvr thought of it i guess..lol...
 
if i could suck my own dick i would too.....


The world needs more honest people like us.
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Whenever I get a new piece I take a few rips out of it and then I name it whatever comes to mind first. For example, my pieces are Buddha, Squirtle, The Exterminator, Pee-Wee and Her Majesty.
 
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