He asked if I wanted a lollipop
So I said yeah cuz fuck it its a lollipop
Why the fuck wouldn't I
So I crawed into a van that was playing really loud punk music
And thats when it happened
He pulled my pants down and went inside my anal cavity to lay eggs and make my anus itch
My screams were drowned out by rebellious punk music
Leave my anal cavity alone I yelled out over and over again
Finally I felt his warm eggs fill my anus up
and I heard his awful laughs
Fearful I pulled out my family pack of pinworm remover
but by then he threw me out of his van
I went home with a itchy ass and a sore sphincter
Im letting you guys know this
pinworm has 5 hours to respond or he will be found guilty for molestation, rape and murdering a anal virginity
