I wasn't gonna say that.
Why would I be opposed to phallic shapes? The problem isn't dicks, it's what's attached to them.
nooooo those are dudes with accessoriesInteresting. There are hot chicks with dicks, would you get with one of those?
Peter Fonda?
Peter FondleYes, the whole medieval knight thing is just a cover for my actually being Peter Fonda
I’m not fonda JanePeter Fondle
Interesting. There are hot chicks with dicks, would you get with one of those?
Allow those of us who are entertained by it whisper silky contradiction.No
I gotta stop night time posting.