Pick Up Lines

Perfextionist420

Well-Known Member
I can't beleivd no ones used this

"hey can I buy you a drink? I'm so and so how are you? Are you here with friends? Etc"

Sorry I didn't go for something ridiculous lol
 

Beeobee

Member
Hey you like to blow money?
Ho - hell yeah
Well your in luck Cause I have a hundred dollar bill tattoo on my penis
 

dam612

Well-Known Member
Guy- It must be hard paying all those parking tickets
girl- huh? excuse me?
Guy- Because you got fine written all over you.
 
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