pathetic foods thread

[.Pinworm.]

I know sometimes we like to go all out posting killer pics of our gourmet steaks, tacos and burgers and shit - this is not that thread. Post your most pathetic plates. The cheap, warmed-over, late night shit you are ashamed to put in your body. I will start.

Here was my dinner this evening. Chicken top ramen with a cut up hot dog. I am a horrible disgusting human being. Thank you.

 

[UncleBuck]

boil water. throw in potatoes. after a while, mash them. spread on $0.99 bread.

 

[racerboy71]

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm trying to eat healthier...

 

[wascaptain]

Handful of dehydrated figs, pot of black coffee .
My breakfast

 

[bobtokes]

I'm trying to eat healthier...

It appears i've just strayed on to LORENA BOBBIT'S cookery thead

 

[Indagrow]

Coke on a dead guy for lunch

 

[Lamborghini leg lock]

I know sometimes we like to go all out posting killer pics of our gourmet steaks, tacos and burgers and shit - this is not that thread. Post your most pathetic plates. The cheap, warmed-over, late night shit you are ashamed to put in your body. I will start.

Here was my dinner this evening. Chicken top ramen with a cut up hot dog. I am a horrible disgusting human being. Thank you.

Throw some chips and hot sauce in there bruh!! Sounds good to me!

 

[Lamborghini leg lock]

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Coke on a dead guy for lunch

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Coke on a dead guy for lunch

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Handful of dehydrated figs, pot of black coffee .
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holy SHIT man! Figs and coffee??!

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I know sometimes we like to go all out posting killer pics of our gourmet steaks, tacos and burgers and shit - this is not that thread. Post your most pathetic plates. The cheap, warmed-over, late night shit you are ashamed to put in your body. I will start.

Here was my dinner this evening. Chicken top ramen with a cut up hot dog. I am a horrible disgusting human being. Thank you.

I was more mesmorized by the sexy polka-dotted bath robe you had as your chosen dining accoutrement

 

[qwizoking]

your pathetic foods are pathetic..

i stopped by the trap..and found this,.all foods that could be potentially delicious combined into a disgusting monstrosity.

thats two fat ass pancakes, slathered with beanut butter .refried refied beans, scrambled eggs, salsa..and topped with syrup

 

[wascaptain]

View attachment 3738058 your pathetic foods are pathetic..

i stopped by the trap..and found this,.all foods that could be potentially delicious combined into a disgusting monstrosity.

thats two fat ass pancakes, slathered with beanut butter .refried refied beans, scrambled eggs, salsa..and topped with syrup

Now that will make a turd

 

[Unclebaldrick]

View attachment 3738058 your pathetic foods are pathetic..

i stopped by the trap..and found this,.all foods that could be potentially delicious combined into a disgusting monstrosity.

thats two fat ass pancakes, slathered with beanut butter .refried refied beans, scrambled eggs, salsa..and topped with syrup

I was going to post but you shamed me out of it.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

View attachment 3738058 your pathetic foods are pathetic..

i stopped by the trap..and found this,.all foods that could be potentially delicious combined into a disgusting monstrosity.

thats two fat ass pancakes, slathered with beanut butter .refried refied beans, scrambled eggs, salsa..and topped with syrup

this thread induces gastrointestinal discomfort...
I used to work at a chevron in my teenage yrs... and one time... the mens bathroom had shit ALL over the walls, and even on the ceiling, it was amazing.
I imagine he ate that pancake prior. Makes total sense.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I had an omelette last night that ended up as a shit pile of scrambled eggs in a bowl with things mixed in. It looked fucking disgusting but tasted ok. I was going to take a pic but this thread didn't exist yet. Next time.

 

[Bublonichronic]

Baller baller status, this my first bag of takis there pretty awesome, kinda like flaming hot Cheetos but on a fried tortilla chip

 

[Unclebaldrick]

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Coke on a dead guy for lunch

I think you got termites. You can tell by the sawdust.

 

[StonedFarmer]

View attachment 3738058 your pathetic foods are pathetic..

i stopped by the trap..and found this,.all foods that could be potentially delicious combined into a disgusting monstrosity.

thats two fat ass pancakes, slathered with beanut butter .refried refied beans, scrambled eggs, salsa..and topped with syrup

Wtf dude?

 

[qwizoking]

ooh
takis never again thats how i ended up with a baby momma