Parinoia thread of the week

[diemdepyro]

When I close my eyes i hear somebody breathing!
I can hear people talking when I answer the phone.
My tinfoil hat was squished when i awoke this AM.
Is leo and the U.N. messing with me or am I just a little paranoid.

 

[The Son of Man]

people keep talking to me, but I can't hear them....I know man----something is up

 

[diemdepyro]

Have you noticed....when you get there, there you are?

 

[The Son of Man]

but where is here and how do you know when you get there?

 

[diemdepyro]

Because there you are. that's why.

 

[ganjamafioso]

But what if you are only there mentally so you aren't even there at all, its a figment of your imagination bro. Some matrix shit right there.

 

[The Son of Man]

Like when I don't do stuff---I do stuff---you know. You can't ever really do nothing.

 

[driftwoodg]

drifted on shore about an hour before
took a look back and lost the door
so I sat on the floor to puff some more
did you hear what i just saw fly over your head?

 

[diemdepyro]

But what if you are only there mentally so you aren't even there at all, its a figment of your imagination bro. Some matrix shit right there.

When you get there there you are. Simple. Not what if you get there but when you get there.

 

[diemdepyro]

Like when I don't do stuff---I do stuff---you know. You can't ever really do nothing.

Also you can't never really do anything?

 

[diemdepyro]

drifted on shore about an hour before
took a look back and lost the door
so I sat on the floor to puff some more
did you hear what i just saw fly over your head?

Yes i did hear it that is the reason of the thread. Funny stuff
is happening. For example: 2 weeks ago the phone rang......
I answered it someone was TALKING and they knew my name,....KNEW my name.

 

[The Son of Man]

I never answer my phone---I call them back.

 

[diemdepyro]

They could be stealing your thoughts with the buttons on the phone!
Do you know their name?

 

[The Son of Man]

Tyler----Tyler Durden

 

[diemdepyro]

Tyler----Tyler Durden Holy shit, i know someone named Tyler. This is too weird......I will never sleep again. I have a dog.

 

[The Son of Man]

I also have a dog---he can't be trusted.

 

[diemdepyro]

the dog can't see small writing.

 

[The Son of Man]

but when they look at you they know---how do they know---what all do they know---he just keep staring at me---judging me---their will be no forgiving him after this.

 

[diemdepyro]

My television is on the judgment kick. That's what happened to my watch. It would only say "its 4;20" twice a day.

 

[The Son of Man]

The price is right makes me smoke weed that and tv land.