Paranoid Pot Grower Calls 911 On Himself After Hearing Helicopter, Cops Say.

This story is hilarious. I wonder if he's on RIU? You gotta read this story.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/pot-grower-calls-911-on-himself_566db525e4b0e292150e3f59

What a tool!

What do you expect from a guy named Jasper. He must have been extremely hopped up on some killer sativa.

wtf?
people are such idiots

um, in a storage unit? Yeah, nobody is going to figure that out. Nobody at all. Just tell them you use the storage unit as a murder and vivisection unit... the marijuana smell is just there because it is super effective at covering up the abattoir smell. The storage unit people will be totally pleased that you are taking good care of your unit and leave you alone.

This guy was no gardener. He also needs to shave his fucking neck.

I don't know if someone was really knocking on my door Saturday night or not. I did not open that mofo tho.

One time I made canna butter and left the leftover water/residue in jars in my shed for a few months. I saw it and it stank. I had a full blown panic attack and froze up. My ex had to come over and take care of it for me. All she did was poor it out on the fucking grass lol.

Had he only took the time to ask us about the hoovering helicopters.
We could have laid to rest any of his fears and had some fun as well.
Way to go Jasper.

We know, Corso told us last Thursday

https://www.rollitup.org/t/dummy.892537/