On the heels of good news...

Rusher

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Comes the bad news... these fuckers are cranking out the Floor Sweep Specials now. Here we go.



Dear ,

We are happy to provide an update on the release of the first of our medical cannabis extracts. Tomorrow, Thursday February 25th @ 8AM PT/11AM ET, we will release limited quantities of following products:
  • Cannabis drops - THC & CBD levels vary by lot:
    • Indica – $50 per 25 mL bottle
      • 15.65 mg total THC per mL, 391 mg total THC per bottle
      • 0.03 mg total CBD per mL, 0.75 mg total CBD per bottle
    • Sativa – $50 per 25 mL bottle
      • 14.82 mg total THC per mL, 370 mg total THC per bottle
      • 0.3 mg total CBD per mL, 7.85 mg total CBD per bottle
    • Hybrid – $50 per 25 mL bottle
      • 20 mg total THC per mL, 500 mg total THC per bottle
      • 0.1 mg total CBD per mL, 2.5 mg total CBD per bottle
    • +CBD – $60 per 25 mL bottle
      • 6.95 mg total THC per mL, 174 mg total THC per bottle
      • 11.6 mg total CBD per mL, 290 mg total CBD per bottle
    • 3+:1 +CBD – $65 per 25 mL bottle
      • 2.9 mg total THC per mL, 72.5 mg total THC per bottle
      • 10.6 mg total CBD per mL, 265 mg total CBD per bottle
For the purposes of calculating monthly allotment only, each Drops bottle is equivalent to 7 grams of whole flower (Equivalency: 3.6mL = 1g dried cannabis)

Each and every Tilray product meets our high standard for quality and safety, but patients should be aware that oil-based, consumable products do not agree with everyone. Extract products can have more pronounced and longer-lasting effects than smoked or vaporized dried whole flower or House Blend medical cannabis. They key is to start low and go slow – take a small amount, wait 90-120 minutes for the onset of effects and avoid taking more of the extract product while waiting.

As with our dried medical cannabis, our extract products will count against patients’ 30-day medical document allotment, and no returns will be accepted.

We sincerely appreciate that you've chosen Tilray as your Licensed Producer. As these extracts are new to the legal marketplace, our Patient Services team is available to answer any questions 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year at 1-844-TILRAY1 (845-7291) or [email protected].

Warm Regards,

Team Tilray
 

gb123

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

good luck selling that Snake Oil there peeps.

that is what it is after all..

what the hell good is 25 mls good for? A 1/4 gram of shwag floor oil for 50 bucks ...for cryin out loud..

These guys are idiots when it comes to sales! :lol:
and the special at the end...3/4 of a gram of floor shwag for 65 bucks :spew:
 

CalyxCrusher

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Wait another month for the $45 off special. These fuckers are going NOWHERE with these fucking lies and inferior product after today's ruling. HAHAHAHA bye bye LP profits(what little they've posted to date) Have fun sitting on thousands of stored kilos of irradiated ditch weed. Patients won, have fun waiting for legalization dick bags. And ya know a few watch this forum, so cheers to them. Maybe you guys can use your tears for lube as justice fucks your greedy asses with a jagged pipe while share prices plummet

*mic drop*
 
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gb123

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im gonna bet things start happening for them in less than 6 months.
..and you can bet they are hearing about that, but can't say shit... :)

business eh !?!?!
 

The Hippy

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They can lube they're asses with that schwagg oil for the fuckin their businesses are about to take. Should make the insertion of losses easier that way.
 
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