omg i need some help

Dr. Haze

Dr. Haze

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i need to clean my system , i am getting a piss test tomarrow from my P.O. if i fail im going back to jail for another year, it will probably be an instant 1 but it is a possibitilty it will go out to a lab, how can i clean my system!!!!? help
plus rep to all helpful suggestions
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I'm just asking how much you've been smoking lately because if you only hit it once in the past month, you should be able to get away with drinking cranberry juice and water and clearing your system that way.

If you've been smoking a little more I'd recommend buying a detox.

If you've been blazing all day every day...I'd recommend getting yourself some clean piss or a detox you KNOW for a FACT will still work
 
Dr. Haze

Dr. Haze

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ive been smokin about a blunt or two, (3-4 times a week) exept last week i smoked about a quarter ,in 1 day ,,,my PO called today and said to come in tomarrow , i wasnt supposed to see her until sept. 1 but she is a bitch,,,,,
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Um....Sept 1st is a week away, you should have known better than to be smoking this close to your piss test. But hey, we live and we learn.

So based on how much you've been smoking I say you either get a detox you know is reliable or clean/synthetic piss. Clean/synthetic piss is harder because you have to make sure it's at the right temperature when they piss test you and you have to hide it on yourself somewhere.
 
PVS

PVS

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there's really nothing you can do. don't be one of those idiots that drinks like 4 gallons of
water and ends up in the hospital with a fucked up kidney.
 
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sogbunn

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Hey the drug test deal. You may have a sureproof method already but I believe the best way is time obviously but when me and co workers need to test we do the following. Usually we dont get tested unless something goes wrong or we close a new contract that requires it.

1. Obviously dont smoke before the test for the longest time possible.
2. Eat fatty foods the day before and day of the test. Keep something in you stomach for those 48 hours. The goal is to keep the body from going into a catablic state where it starts burning fat. tch is fat souluable so if u can get alot in u it will stick to that for loner periods of time rather then through ur urine
3. Day of the test get obviously dont use the first piss of the day.
4. Drink a ton of water (goal is to piss almost all water)
5. Start taking viatmin B12 few days before the test. Its not toxic and turns the piss yellow.
6. Take 10 grams of creatine orally starting 3 days before the test and on the day of the test. Most tests these days will throw out a water down sample from drinking too much water. This will keep the disssolved solids high.
7. Take the piss mid stream... in otherwords, piss for a bit then grab that sample asaposed to the first or last drips that come out

I smoke daily and have never failed a test. The longest i went without smoking before a test was 3 weeks and i have passed them w/ only 92 hours from my last smoke. My body fat percentage is %15.4.

this is not me in this blurb.. it has been takin from another thread.. hope it helps
 
Dr. Haze

Dr. Haze

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sogbunn said:
Hey the drug test deal. You may have a sureproof method already but I believe the best way is time obviously but when me and co workers need to test we do the following. Usually we dont get tested unless something goes wrong or we close a new contract that requires it.

1. Obviously dont smoke before the test for the longest time possible.
2. Eat fatty foods the day before and day of the test. Keep something in you stomach for those 48 hours. The goal is to keep the body from going into a catablic state where it starts burning fat. tch is fat souluable so if u can get alot in u it will stick to that for loner periods of time rather then through ur urine
3. Day of the test get obviously dont use the first piss of the day.
4. Drink a ton of water (goal is to piss almost all water)
5. Start taking viatmin B12 few days before the test. Its not toxic and turns the piss yellow.
6. Take 10 grams of creatine orally starting 3 days before the test and on the day of the test. Most tests these days will throw out a water down sample from drinking too much water. This will keep the disssolved solids high.
7. Take the piss mid stream... in otherwords, piss for a bit then grab that sample asaposed to the first or last drips that come out

I smoke daily and have never failed a test. The longest i went without smoking before a test was 3 weeks and i have passed them w/ only 92 hours from my last smoke. My body fat percentage is %15.4.

this is not me in this blurb.. it has been takin from another thread.. hope it helps
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thx man u helped alot
 
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