or a house guest answers the phone...
"Someone named Dream Goddess called and said she was starting to suffer a magnesium deficiency. Sounded like Grounds Keeper Willie"
what... the...fuck... was that
ahahaha that was so funny
HAHAHAHA!!!! I almost pissed my pants"Sounded like Grounds Keeper Willie"
actaully it be more funny to not water or feed ur plant for a long tim elike torture it lol get a phone call 20 times an hour and hes getting mad "LOOK MOTHER FUCKER ITS BEEN FUCKEN 3 WEEKS AND NO FOOD OR WATER IM GONNA DEIE!!!. IF U DONT WATER ME IN AN HOUR IM GOING TO FUCKEN CUT U AT NIGHT WITH MY FAN LEAVES"