Old people in Lexus .... WTF r u doing !?!?!

another old bitch today in lexus yapping on cell phone ... in the middle of a parking lot exit.(she should be over to the right)
so still come in on the left side(like ur supposed to) and her jaw drops cuz im close to her lexus that she cant drive.... so i roll down the window " dont you know how to drive ?, you always exit parking lots from the right!!!"

her- "why cant you just go on the other side ?"

me "why dont you get your head out of your ass, hang up the phone, and drive normal?"



any one else want to vent ? ...... cant wait till i get my shipment of RPG's....

I'm building a death proof car to ram people off the road that stay in the right lane (fast lane) for no reason---just blocking traffic like jack asses.

and the fucking truckers who pull out in front of you---making you slam on your breaks so they can crawl pass another semi. Fuckers can't wait one or two seconds longer until you pass both of them

i think it should be legal for everyone on the road to carry small caliber firearms with light powder loads and rubber bullets for traffic control. nothing lethal, just a plink in the back of the noggin the let 'em know theyre acting like a douche.

traffic crimes should be capital offenses as far as I'm concerned with justice handed out swiftly via a side swipe into a bridge overhang.

The Son of Man said:

I'm building a death proof car to ram people off the road that stay in the right lane (fast lane) for no reason---just blocking traffic like jack asses.

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had an encounter with a stupid bitch blocking the right lane last year ..... 5 minutes of her driving with plenty of room to move to the right but no room to go around her.... finally i get around her and give her a taste and she calls the cops .... lol piss people off all day then call the cops on them

The Son of Man said:

and the fucking truckers who pull out in front of you---making you slam on your breaks so they can crawl pass another semi. Fuckers can't wait one or two seconds longer until you pass both of them

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TELL ME AB OUT IT !@!~@#!@#!@#
i like their reactions when you do the same thing to them . you would think they would be more accepting of it when they do it all day long ..... NOPE

the sigh that reads "slower traffic keep right" should have another one to go with it - "if there is someone in your rear view mirror, YOU ARE SLOWER TRAFFIC"

I live in Minnesota, raised on the east coast. Stay away from 4-way stop signs in this state! It doesn't matter who got there first, the natives here all want to give you the right of way. If there's more than two cars involved, you can sit there for a long time sorting it out! "Minnesota Nice". Grrrrr. It's really hard to flip off someone who's just trying to be nice, but fuck it.

shnkrmn said:

I live in Minnesota, raised on the east coast. Stay away from 4-way stop signs in this state! It doesn't matter who got there first, the natives here all want to give you the right of way. If there's more than two cars involved, you can sit there for a long time sorting it out! "Minnesota Nice". Grrrrr. It's really hard to flip off someone who's just trying to be nice, but fuck it.

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yeah, its the worst when someones and asshole while trying to be nice. i wont flip them off, but they definetly get the "what the hell are you doing" arms.

shnkrmn said:

I live in Minnesota, raised on the east coast. Stay away from 4-way stop signs in this state! It doesn't matter who got there first, the natives here all want to give you the right of way. If there's more than two cars involved, you can sit there for a long time sorting it out! "Minnesota Nice". Grrrrr. It's really hard to flip off someone who's just trying to be nice, but fuck it.

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haha yea we get that here too, but i dont know if their being "nice" or just indecisive morons.
instead of being nice for one person ... why not be nice to everyone and GO !

same thing goes for traffic circles .... its a yield sign, not a stop sign.
if you cant look right in front of you and see if theres any one coming, your a fucking idiot. i dont even know what they look at..... no ones in the circle... and they stop at the yield sign and look to their left ?????????????????

I also can't stand people who in a full parking lot park either too far to the right or left of the parking space---so when you go to park you can't get out of your door or they can't get in theirs---so they ding your paint---they should be forced to ride the bus or have a parking cone shoved up their ass---probably the cone then the bus.

i like to park away from it all if possible ..... one time apparently some one thought it was too far away and decided to block me in ..... well there was just enough room to get by his car... and thankfully my friend was riding shot gun and was easily able to key the entire length of his car as we creeped by

I saw a kid get totally owned by an old man after a group of kids keyed his car---he yelled at them to stop and they started cussing him and walking away---the old man gets in his car and drives around the parking lot blocking them off---jumps out with a gun and grabs one of the kids and throws him onto the ground---pointed the gun at the kid and yelled "Stay there or I'll shoot you, the police are coming for you and your friends" Kid was shacking like a leaf and crying---from total badass to bitch in less than two minutes

I think you should have to put your cellpghone number on your license plate.. and everyone should get one free traffic shooting.. like.. we should all be issued a card, if you pull some dumbass out of his/her car and shoot them, you hand over your card and get to walk away.. just once..

just once.... LMFAO

can the traffic vigilante cards be traded through ebay? Because I see several people a day that need to go

backdoorman - did you see my post about rubber bullets? you get more than one of those in my world....RELOAD ME DUDE!!

The Son of Man said:

can the traffic vigilante cards be traded through ebay? Because I see several people a day that need to go

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Kind of like carbon offsets? There's money in that. Could you get a med card that would allow you to shoot drivers for medical reasons?

Shit man that is hilarious.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Matter of fact the other day I saw this old man in a corvette and these puny little punks jump at the car and one of them gets into the car the old man stoped got out of the car went to the passenger side and pulled the kid out pulled a gun and popped him in the ass. It was hilarious cause one of the punk's mom was astatic and the old man just got in the car and cruised away like nuttin happen with his country music blarin. Old gangsta.