Old Age has taken a toll

oldtimer54

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After many years of having the kids at home the last 18 months have been a blast for the wife and I no kids just us. We were married in 1977 do the math been a long time but we laugh more now than we ever have before..here is an example of something that just happened..The wife went to the grocery store I stayed home to tend to the babies. Several hours later the wife calls to inform me to stay home to help bring in the groceries I said OK no problem 45 mins later she comes home
we unload the car put things away I went into the living room with my bloody mary and the wife was telling what she bought. I didnt find it to intresting so I kinda zoned out till she mentioned coffee she said she got vanilla something andgot hazelnutand then she said this.....Oh yeah I got some CAMEL DRIZZLE......I said you got whatt and she said it again at that point aI got up and went in the kitchen I I asked her again what kind of damn coffee she got wnd again she said CAMEL DRIZZLE..... I lost it I think I poured abput have the damn drink on the floor and for I dont know 3 mins I laughed so hard it hurt...and then she started to laugh which got me going even more and then it happened. I'LL let you guys in on a secret as women get older they loose bladder
controll( my wife anyway)anytime my wife laughs or coughs she pee's jut a little but when it's uncontrolable laughter it's no holding it back it was hillarious anyway when we calmed down I found out it wasnt CAMEL DRIZZLE it was Carmel Drizzle so I gues that brings me to the title of this little story...old age has taken a toll on my ears and the wifes bladder and the cobination make tor some intresting times at our house DAMN I LOVE GETTING OLD....
 

srh88

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I'LL let you guys in on a secret as women get older they loose bladder
controll( my wife anyway)anytime my wife laughs or coughs she pee's jut a little but when it's uncontrolable laughter it's no holding it back it was hillarious anyway when we calmed down I found out it wasnt CAMEL DRIZZLE it was Carmel Drizzle so I gues that brings me to the title of this little story...old age has taken a toll on my ears and the wifes bladder and the cobination make tor some intresting times at our house DAMN I LOVE GETTING OLD....
:-|........................................ lol
 

650baquet

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I'm laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!! in tears! camel drizzle WTF haha good times man, enjoy the most out of them!
I've been with my lovely Gina for 2 yrs now...anniversary is 4/20 :) we only want to have two kids max, Gina just doesn't want to be pregnant more than that which i'm fine with. I'm the baby of 4 kids in my family and i'm 4 yrs from my next closest sibling in age. The oldest is 9yrs older than me. My parents were very busy raising us and working, i spent a lot of time alone on the farm. I want to be able to focus on my kids a bit more than my parents were able to on us. I love my parents though, they raised me to have great manners and respect; they have helped me through many binds as well....and that's that all of course.

HAHA camel drizzle....funny stuff
 

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oldtimer54

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after many years of having the kids at home the last 18 months have been a blast for the wife and i no kids just us. We were married in 1977 do the math been a long time but we laugh more now than we ever have before..here is an example of something that just happened..the wife went to the grocery store i stayed home to tend to the babies. Several hours later the wife calls to inform me to stay home to help bring in the groceries i said ok no problem 45 mins later she comes home
we unload the car put things away i went into the living room with my bloody mary and the wife was telling what she bought. I didnt find it to intresting so i kinda zoned out till she mentioned coffee she said she got vanilla something andgot hazelnutand then she said this.....oh yeah i got some camel drizzle......i said you got whatt and she said it again at that point ai got up and went in the kitchen i i asked her again what kind of damn coffee she got wnd again she said camel drizzle..... I lost it i think i poured abput have the damn drink on the floor and for i dont know 3 mins i laughed so hard it hurt...and then she started to laugh which got me going even more and then it happened. I'll let you guys in on a secret as women get older they loose bladder
controll( my wife anyway)anytime my wife laughs or coughs she pee's jut a little but when it's uncontrolable laughter it's no holding it back it was hillarious anyway when we calmed down i found out it wasnt camel drizzle it was carmel drizzle so i gues that brings me to the title of this little story...old age has taken a toll on my ears and the wifes bladder and the cobination make tor some intresting times at our house damn i love getting old....
sorry for all the mistakes guys we were still laughing @ the time of publication
i'll say it again getting old with someone you love...is very easy and so freaking funny
i think i need to write saturday nght live...........jimmy fallon did it and look where it got him !!
 

Granny weed

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The bladder thing Oh yea I know about that! Thank god for tena lady. Im glad you can still laugh together its worth peeing yourself just to laugh.:grin:
 

mamahippy

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a great sense of humor means so very much....nice to be able to laugh at ones self...getting old is funny and i LOVE having grandkids...(spoil and send home...lol...lol)...but i don't seem to have much spare time--i have to keep doing things over cause i forget thin gs..i make lists for everything-and i always forget my lists! i forget where my glassers are--on my head--looking all over for my teeth(yep-dentures...gonna go to town -i need them--they are in my mouth!!lol) my hubbgy has made me piss my pants quite a few times i am HAPPY to report(WTF?LOL) i am sixty and i am proud of it!!!! i am one year older than my hubby--and watching him age is funny also--we sure do have alot of fun!!! we don"t even have to try!!! so many of our good times are moments that you had to of been there--can't hear good anymore...what? misunderstand cause you don 't hear the whole sentence...can't see very good anymore...my legs are so weak!!! we went out on one of our trails (46.5 wooded acres)muddy!!!!!i have to pee but i have trouble squatting so i found a downed tree and kinda squat by one of the branches to support me-branch gave way-me bare-assed in the mud and laughing so hard had to piss more....which made us laugh more and on and on that went...we forget if putting boots on or taking them off---and i am so old i am writing about it and can't think of anything else so i am gonna go for now and get older....
 
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