Ok, story time! "The worst time I got caught ever"

Alright, this was two years ago... I used to get stoned with a friend of mine in his Barn loft at his house. Then we would go mudding or whatever lol.

I had just bought an awesome glass steamroller. And we named it 'Roller Coaster of Love' I think that it was his girlfriend who named it and we were stonned and thought it was alright lol. Well it was the superbowl that day and I had promissed my parents I would make it back to watch the game with them. I had spent the night over at my friend's house and I was wearing one of those ratty sweaters with the big pockets in the middle the whole time.
SO about 10 minutes into superbowl I noticed I needed to get back home. I put the rollercoaster in my front pocket and jetted off taking my weed with me.

I make it home alright, Its the country and I live 5 minutes away from my Bud. and when I open the door I see about 12 people there watching the superbowl with my family, all pretty much the type of person you don't want to know you smoke. I say Hi to them when I walk in and I'm pretty sure I had bloodshot eyes then too. (THIS IS NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR 17)

I bend down to take off my shoes and WHACK crack! my rollercoaster falls out of my pocket and SHATERS all over the tiles in front of my family and their friends/co-workers. (luck me my weed didn't fall out too)
Well my dad and all his friends turn their heads lol to see a bunch of colored glass that smells like weed on the floor.
My dad walks up," whats that there?"
me,"oH umm fuck I have no fucking clue, but I'll clean it up... DID ANYONE LEAVE glass over here????"
my dad" hmm it smells really weird, SON! is that what I think it is"
me whispering" its a marijauna pipe, I'm trying to cover it up so you don't look like a terrible dad"
my dad" Oh ok, just clean it up then"
(I wish there was a way I could have fooled him into thinking it was some piece of art or something)

haha so I clean up the pieces and head downstairs and ponder on what just fucking happened.... at that moment I realized what the feeling of being fucked meant haha.


so guys and girls, share your stories... I'm sure you have plenty.

GoodyBaggins said:

my dad" hmm it smells really weird, SON! is that what I think it is"
me whispering" its a marijauna pipe, I'm trying to cover it up so you don't look like a terrible dad"

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you couldn't've been too boofed, if you thought that one up.

i dont really got any bad stories but i have been caught 3 times in like the last 2 months. it sucks

I've never actually been caught. My brother in law & stepdad know about me smoking it. But they used to smoke it themselves so it's all good....if my mom found out she'd hurt me.

never been "caught"my mom was always cool.Dad died of scirosis, not sure on the spelling.I used to smoke with him.One day I went to work,I was about 16-17.I got in the elevator of the hotel I worked at.Oh, the general manager was in there too.I just picked up a 1/4oz of some "gnarl" and it smelled like hell!I knew he could smell it,and i know that he knew I was baked.And i think he knew that I knew that he knew that I was FADED!Polite conversation was never so hard.He's not cool,or,maybe he is.I don't know, longest friggin elevator ride of my life!

this isnt quite as amusing but harsh

what i got arrested for in the end was possesion of prohibited weaponry and firearms on a college grounds

basically i found a tazer on my way to college and me being 18 and thinking it was mint put it in my bag

so i head off to college to show all my friends my new toy. after a while we all have to head to lesson so i went up and sat outside the lesson i walked into the lesson sat down realising my bag was outside and went back to go get it to find it gone. next thing i know the college has checked my bag in lost property and i am being arrested by the police armed responce unit.

pretty unlucky day i had to flush my ganja down the toilet
ahh well its grow time

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i got caught in my garage w/ all my buddies having a mad session about 2 years ago. My dad knockd on the garage door-and when he opend it up a feild of smoke came emerging out! What sux 2 is my neighbors just happend 2 be walking by at the moment! LOL

No-more odd jobs 4 this kid

"worst time getting caught"......sleeping from being to high during a war games ex. (RCON or someother name like that) in CFB Gagetown, NB when we were manning a look out with a C7 and a C9 [LMG]. (never put two pot heads together in a trence with lots of bud and nothing to do but smoke and smoke some more)

After all was said and done, we had to hide alot of unspent ammo (three ammo cases worth), so as to try and see if they would believe us, when we said we did shoot at the bad guys.

All said and done, I spent the next day picking up butts (spent cig's) off one of the bases parking lot............

Now I only smoke when everything else is done (sometimes ) that needs to be done......lol

peace

i got caught the first time the other day actually. My mom found my bowl and started asking me all these questions but the funny thing is, she didn't even look in the medicine bottle i keep my weed in that was next to my bowl

first off i didn't get bustedthat i know of. it was back in the early 80's. i had planted a few seeds in the back yard. i came home to finnd my aunt watering my plants. just to let you know my mom is the baby of 8 girls in her family.i don't know if my aunt knew what she was warting or not. it grew legs. i found out about 10years later that my brother saw her too. he went out and pulled my plant.to this day idon't know if my aunt knows that i smoke or not. she has never said nething to me.i should make a road trip to that house to see if there are ne plants growing in the back yard.

i was smoking a blunt one time... and my mom came home. she flipped but it was all good

I was 16 and I skipped going to work. The place called my mom's house and asked where I was. She came unglued! she found me, dude I had couchlock at the time, and made me go into work. i had to stand there and tell the boss of the grocery store why I could not come in. I remember the conversation going something like 'i couldn't come in cuz I am high.' I was mortified. I went home and the next day that I had to work, me and the boss got high behind the dumpster after work. he had dank weed, so I turned him onto the cronic.

haha, id expect to be fired if i had to say that to my boss. atleast you kept your job

i was never caught, i was just hanging out with some friends a couple of years ago, smoking like 10 bowls, so the whole house smelled like smoke, my mom came home and was like "have you been smoking pot" so we sat down and talked about it with my dad, and my parents have been cool ever since. (they used to smoke all the time, and have told me many stories about it...so its not like they can really say no) so we are cool with it, but i have yet to talk to them and see if they want to smoke with me...i think it would be kinda weird still

ok this isnot so much funny as mean but here it is.

it was about 5 years ago
(i was 16 and ill be 21 in december) and i was in my car down the road from my parents house(so as not to get caught) with my girlfriend at the time. I had about a qp in the car of some pretty good skunk and my dad who is apparently coming home early saw me and stopped to see if i was broke down. he walks up and i roll the window of a smoked out chevvy barreta down and a plume of smoke hits him in the face and he just looked at me. He smokes but as he is a dick he didnt want me to so guess what. he straight took me weed all of it including the joint i was smoking and guess what.....FUCKING SMOKED IT. yea that sucked. o and when i called him a hippocrit for saying i couldnt smoke he shot me down like a pigeon without missing a beat he cam back with this and i quote " Son im am a grown man if i get caught with pot its my ass, you are a minor and if u get caught with pot, well, its my ass. So when ur 18 and its ur ass on the line its whatever but until then as long as u live my house u will live by my rules so no pot"

so i moved out the next day.

Hi im only 18 an i havent been caught well my parents are pretty ok with me doin it (they had their day) my dad is an encylopedia of weed knowledge lol ' it rox' any way . . . one day at school i nearly got busted got chased an had 2 flush a 1/4 down the loo and tell the teachers i had the runs lol

You do realise you're supposed to be 18 to join here.

anyway...

My parents have a BBQ every summer for my step fathers birthday... and a few years back when I was 16.. me and a few friends picked up and got high on a park before heading back to mine for the party. Basically we got in.. and the BBQ had already started.. we all had the munchies and needed some food.. so we head out into my back garden. (bare in mind that my friends are trailing right behind me in a line like friggin ducklings) so as we were walking down towards the BBQ, I hear this voice saying "is your little brother stoned?" I turned and just saw like 4 people staring at me grinning. We go up to get some food and my friends goes to get a cob from the bag.. he stumbles a bit and my mums like "don't worry i'll get that, we don't want you faling over now, do we." At this point in time I was like.. shit we're busted... I just thought fuck it who cares. After getting the food I head back into my house.. and the people who were talking to my brother started talking to me.. I could feel that my eyes were blood shot and they were just grinning at me. My brother makes note that I have red-eye and I just laugh and walk into my house. I was then sat in my living room getting paranoid about the fact that pretty much my whole family knew I was stoned. About half an hour after the ordeal.. one of the guys my brother was talking to.. comes into the living room asking if I could get him some bud. I was shocked and said "no one is meant to know!" he was like "aah come on I think everyone does, it's a bit obvious." Later that night we went back to the park with a few new people and my brother.. we get even more stoned and then I come home to find that my parents weren't bothered about me blazing and that they just found the whole thing funny.

That was the only time I got caught apart from once at school were I got reported as being stoned in lesson but the teacher never told my parents.

hahah yea u dont realise how many ppl actually do it until u do it aswell

Yes there are SO many pot smokers in the world that you wouldnt even expect because its called covering your ass.. and almost without fail if they find out you smoke they will approach you about it, ive gone through this with every job i've had. Make no mistake, that same guy preaching about drugs is probobly the one behind the dumpster.... burning that stick.

As for being caught. I don't consider it that... dont care who knows.. i will go infront of anyone with bright red eyes (expect piss testing jobs ). but my mother who i still live with, knows i smoke and catches me alot. she threw plenty of bongs and pipes of mine away, etc.

Long ago when i went to a funeral in a different state.. when i was a minor, and lived at her boyfriends house, he searched mine, & my brothers room. found about 20 budless plants, cut up and put in bornw paper bags for drying.. for obvious reasons. That was the worst bust i can think of. I still think about kicking his ass for that to this day.