*OFFICAL* Shit Us Stoners Say!
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Ndodson79605
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Shit bro, you'd be amazed at how much you could smoke in a day if you had the quanity and time. When I used to deal, no lie I'd smoke like an ounce and a half between me and my 2 brothers. From like 8 am to like 3 am. For real. It's crazy. Now, though, fuck that. That's just a waste, imo. I wouldn't smoke that much. That's money I could be making. Lol.
^NoR*CaL@420
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"see you later stan, im off to get some butterfly poon!"
- Randy Marsh
- Randy Marsh
Ndodson79605
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I fucking love South Park! +rep!
^NoR*CaL@420
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i totally had a legit thing to put down then that damn insheeption episode was on hahaha dun dun dun dun du dahhh
rainman36
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"Pee in this bottle for me,I might get hired for this job"
"FUCK! the piss has to be a certain temperature?"
"I'm smoking the best shit in the city"
"I know they smell it"
"lets smoke in the car and hot box"
"hold on,wait until that cop leaves the store,I know he'll smell me if I go in their"
"welcome to taco bell,may I take your order?
Yea let me get a UHHHHHHHH......hold on...mmmmmmmm........UHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....1 OF EVERYTHING"
"We should put some bud in a mason jar and bury it for like a month"
"look what I'm blazin,eyes so low I look like a asian"
"we need to take a trip to amsterdam"
"I dont have any more weed,my day is fucked up,it all goes down hill from here"
"I'm gonna be like 70 still smoking"
"I need to go back to school"
"FUCK! the piss has to be a certain temperature?"
"I'm smoking the best shit in the city"
"I know they smell it"
"lets smoke in the car and hot box"
"hold on,wait until that cop leaves the store,I know he'll smell me if I go in their"
"welcome to taco bell,may I take your order?
Yea let me get a UHHHHHHHH......hold on...mmmmmmmm........UHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....1 OF EVERYTHING"
"We should put some bud in a mason jar and bury it for like a month"
"look what I'm blazin,eyes so low I look like a asian"
"we need to take a trip to amsterdam"
"I dont have any more weed,my day is fucked up,it all goes down hill from here"
"I'm gonna be like 70 still smoking"
"I need to go back to school"
silasraven
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i wonder how much i could get off one plant at 600 watts
The Outdoorsman
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"Smoke?"
"Joint?"
"King-size?"
"Wanna burn?"
"What's this shit?"
"What's this shitty shit?"
"What the Fuck was I going to do?" (Says to himself)
"Joint?"
"King-size?"
"Wanna burn?"
"What's this shit?"
"What's this shitty shit?"
"What the Fuck was I going to do?" (Says to himself)
bowlfullofbliss
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As I step out the door in the morning, I think to myself:
Car keys, cell phone, money, onnie (one hitter), ID.
I had to come up with a mental checklist to make sure I had all my shit before I left the house since I was always burning one right before leaving for work. I pat my pockets for each as I make sure they're there.
Stoner checklist.
Car keys, cell phone, money, onnie (one hitter), ID.
I had to come up with a mental checklist to make sure I had all my shit before I left the house since I was always burning one right before leaving for work. I pat my pockets for each as I make sure they're there.
Stoner checklist.
RightyMcquick
Active Member
"that bowl's beat.....
wanna pack another???"
wanna pack another???"
imchucky666
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Calvin n' Hobbes........... I used to read daily when I was young........ sigh
imchucky666
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Hell, I do that all the time.
I can be working on something at my bench, put down a pair of pliers to light a cigarette, put my zippo back in my pocket, and can't find the pliers that seem to have left without me even moving my feet.