Obsessed?

Twisty190

Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #1

Are you obsessed with your plant? Well, did you know, its actually a good thing to lightly stroke your plants stem and very gently stroke the leaves? It promotes the plant to grow healthier and even yield more. So for all you fans of the Ganja, good news for you, touch away, chances are, by harvest, they will be healthier. Also, talking to them promotes good health and growing too. Dont ask me why, its just a fact. Smoke on friends.

 

MrMarine420

Active Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #2

Hmmm good to know...Thanks

 

Mattplusness

Well-Known Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #3

so it's a fact because you say it is?

 

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ROBINBANKS

New Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #4

Mine love music, mostly dance music, but stroking thats maybe to far, but then i dj to mine so who am i, hey whatever rocks your boat dude, you go for it.

 

indianaman

New Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #5

don't forget to cup the balls!

 

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ThisUsernameIsInUse

Active Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #6

i make sure to give mine a nice second hand toke atleast once a day. Kinda like this is what you aspire to be!

 

Leilani Garden

Well-Known Member

• Jun 19, 2009

• #7

indianaman said:

don't forget to cup the balls!

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You know, I was thinking the same thing! And really, if we must go there, why not, well . . . you know . . . (I'm too much of a lady to say it, but you get it, right???).

Obsessions, indeed!

 

indianaman

New Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #8

do you buy your plants dinner at least first?

 

olosto

New Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #9

Foliar feeding...
















You gross bastards!!!!!

 

indianaman

New Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #10

what's wrong with the foliar feed/slow jack and ball rub technique?

 

Leilani Garden

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #11

Good heavens . . . you're really taking this up a notch, eh??

You know, I hadn't thought of ever buying them dinnner; but considering that they demand so much in the way of nutrients and stuff, I do think it would be a tad bit too demanding.

But what is this about balls anyway? You raise GUYS? Listen, I know this is outrageous and all, but we are NOT like the Chinese. We kill the males, not the females. Right? So, no, on second thought, I'm not rubbing any stones. No. And since I am a woman, I'm not buying an already greedy woman dinner. She'll have to do with my admiring her and caring for her as though she were in a nursing home!!!!

So silly!

 

indianaman

New Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #12

fine, pull their hair and call the dirty bitches.

 

Yeah

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #13

Whatever sinks your submarine dude.

 

Twisty190

Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #14

No, it wont harm the plant in any way, only if your like snapping the branches your rubbing so hard haha, but yes. it is a fact. Indeed a fact. So talk and touch away!

 

indianaman

New Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #15

bending your plants can be called supercropping or LST howerver you do it, break those bitches necks.

 

Twisty190

Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #16

why in the hell would you break them?!

 

indianaman

New Member

• Jun 20, 2009

• #17

bending the stalk above the node bends the plant out of the way thus letting the nodes get more light benefiting with bigger buds.