Nukeheads bad business practices

BudGuy2

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thanks for the heads up on these subterranean low lifes, get the word out on these scumbags, are they on Seedfinder?
I don`t know if NukeDicks is on Seed finder but i can tell ya Cody hates bad reviews on Trust Pilot. Only thing is you have to prove that you bought from them. I showed them my receipts i had from NukeDicks. Plus thats what they do is call you a troll when you complain to them nothing new there. STAY AWAY FROM NUKEHEADS people they will eventuly rip you off!:wall:
 

Zinger59

Well-Known Member
I don`t know if NukeDicks is on Seed finder but i can tell ya Cody hates bad reviews on Trust Pilot. Only thing is you have to prove that you bought from them. I showed them my receipts i had from NukeDicks. Plus thats what they do is call you a troll when you complain to them nothing new there. STAY AWAY FROM NUKEHEADS people they will eventuly rip you off!:wall:
it's quick buck artists like Nukeheads that pop up then disappear like smoke. Buy from reputable people willing to stand behind their products.
 

Antidote Man

Well-Known Member
I went against advice and ordered a pack of g13 and some Laughing Buddha. Same 2 stains I'm saving up for @ Dr Greenthumb.

From all of this hating it looks like these are s1s that are throwing out male flowers. I have so many seeds I don't know when I'll be able to check these out, but $35 for g13 10 pack, i can afford the gamble. I have various g13 from other sources and so I will know eventually. The staff have been friendly and accommodating and they ship quickly. I can see that they're miss managed - they claim they don't replace bad seeds, and just below it claim that they do. Which is it? So far reminds me of Cannabisseeds.com ...we'll see...
 

Budzbuddha

Well-Known Member
That “ purpling “ video with bag of ice is hilarious … shines his so called result and just pushes website and bullshit bunk. “ Plutonium flower power “ or whatever its called bloom mix.

Icing your top soil is just a way to slowly irrigate , so the roots really don’t get shocked. One could bring out latent pheno colors by just dropping night temps around 20° give or take ….

SMH.
 

BudGuy2

Well-Known Member
I went against advice and ordered a pack of g13 and some Laughing Buddha. Same 2 stains I'm saving up for @ Dr Greenthumb.

From all of this hating it looks like these are s1s that are throwing out male flowers. I have so many seeds I don't know when I'll be able to check these out, but $35 for g13 10 pack, i can afford the gamble. I have various g13 from other sources and so I will know eventually. The staff have been friendly and accommodating and they ship quickly. I can see that they're miss managed - they claim they don't replace bad seeds, and just below it claim that they do. Which is it? So far reminds me of Cannabisseeds.com ...we'll see...
Lol, they will rip you off eventually just like they have with so many other people. NukeDicks should be shut down and they DO NOT replace seeds!
 

Zinger59

Well-Known Member
They will just change their name if enough bad reviews get posted. There are so many reputable vendors that sell quality and provide excellent customer service, shysters will always pop-up but rarely exist long. Use their proper name to assist review searchers in identifying businesses to avoid. I've always had good luck with reputable Canadian seed breeders like Lucky13, Next Generation and Quebec Cannabis Seeds. It's Canada Post I have a problem with, overpriced and undelivered!
 

ncryptd

Member
I fell for this one too. Bought several packs - Sour D , GMO , Green Crack & GG. Thought I had some good stuff; completely ignorant of threads like this out there...of course. I was just psyched since our state just went legal and....I made the purchase.

All four beans popped - really quickly in fact. I was pretty impressed ....and throughout veg things seemed pretty good. Green Crack, especially, seemed like a good pheno example; strong branches, bushy, stocky, etc. All the good stuff you'd want, right?

Roughly 17 or so days post-transition, I was admiring what was looking like the start of a massive cola on Green Crack and what did I see staring back at me? Yeah, this lovely Green Crack sprouted a nice dick in the midst of what was an otherwise decently-forming flower. WTF. I then started looking around at the other buds on this plant and...fuck....they were everywhere! Nanners just waving at me as if they had come to a show. Looking down the stems further revealed the start of nuts. What the hell man. Green Crack met the pruning shears about 30 minutes later...my prettiest plant - all of that hard work, nutes, time, love... Damn.

About three or so days later, the Sour D, GG and GMO all started busting nuts out...thankfully on the lower branches. To try to preserve and to cling onto any shred of hope of some decent nugs, I did the tweezer and magnifying glass shitshow and plucked so many nuts...omg. For weeks...thankfully towards week 8 or so they slowed down but the damage had already been done; while I felt that I removed a lot of balls - I clearly missed many and began to be greeted with seeds across most of the canopy. What a ball kick, right? Pun intended.

The GMO did get a small bit of stink towards the end...I finally whacked everyone at day 75 - poor resin production but decent sized buds...of course, with seeds throughout. GG had awesome-looking colas - big tails - but lacked any sort of a viable stink. For a GG? Really? Cmon man.

Now on the other side of the harvest and about 3 weeks into post-dry cure - the Sour D is maybe what could be deemed decent. Smooth vapor (but that's probably not so much genetics, right?) and an ok buzz...not a strong Sour D but better than schwag. Super tight nugs though and she had some good colors towards the end around day 60 or so and onwards. But a Sour Disappointment for the most part.

The real let down has been with the GG. Even after turning out to be a really pretty plant (and the "father" of most of the seeds in this harvest..smh) the smell is almost non-existent and is slightly "sweet green". I'm praying somehow that another month of curing may help but there's only so much lipstick you can put on a pig, right? At least it does give a decent buzz...cannabis confirmed, lol. But in our circle , I've redubbed this as "FAGG" - Fake Ass Gorilla Glue - as this is about as GG as an apple is to an albatross. Who the fuck knows. Pretty plant though...Apart from her dicks and nuts. Bitch.

And finally, the GMO. Pretty plant as well - small buds but with some decentish stink. Manicuring was even pretty cool - she seemed to have that special stank stink. Good buzz but ....again, here at ~3 weeks into cure, there's bag appeal, decent stink when ground up...but the taste is flatter than a pancake. Womp womp. I'm hoping and praying that curing somehow brings out some magic over the next few weeks but......not holding my breath. As such, we've renamed this from GMO to GM___NO Or GM Nope.


Either way - Nukeheads does sell what I can confirm appears to be cannabis seeds. Check. But it really sucks to have invested so much time, effort, hope and...love...only to get a fisting like this. At least I can get a buzz. And thankfully, I've moved on to another source of reputable genetics - it just sucks to have to wait another few weeks before I can make this Nukeheads harvest into mulch. Maybe nature will find it more useful as a preparatory for next year's tomato gardening boxes.

What the fuck Nukeheads. I hope the money you extracted from me went to a good cause. But worse than that is the time and effort lost. Damn it.


I hope this helps anyone who is curious or considering Nukeheads. Like you hear commercials for a deli meat company ... "Compromise Elsewhere" lol. I have photos of any/all of the experience that was this grow if anyone wants to cry in their cup with me. Just don't do it to yourself; life's too short for getting fucked by seed chuckers.
 

lisadawn521

Active Member
I purhased several seed from nukeheads.com. My laughing buddha fem seeds turned out of be regulars, with 3 out of 5 turning male. I contacted them and I received a nasty response from Sarah, she called me a troll. I want everyone to know that their seeds are no good. The blueberry headband that I popped hermied. My brothers killer cookie seed he popped also hermed. Not only that but the grow light that I purchased from them called the gammablaster started smelling like burning rubber one morning, and half the lights were burned out. Again, I was called a troll. These folks were real nice when I was inquiring about their products, then when I have problems, they label me a troll. I am working with Amazon to get my money back for the light, I am screwed on the seed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had a similar experience with Nukeheads. My feminized seeds hermied, which has never happened to me with ILOVEGROWINGMARIJUANA seeds. They are the most reliable seeds (never had a hermie or male), and have incredible customer service. They actually guarantee their seeds to germinate, and will replace those that don't. The only reason I tried Nukeheads (first and last time) is that ILoveGrowing didn't have the seeds I was looking for. Nukeheads truly suck!
 

BudGuy2

Well-Known Member
I fell for this one too. Bought several packs - Sour D , GMO , Green Crack & GG. Thought I had some good stuff; completely ignorant of threads like this out there...of course. I was just psyched since our state just went legal and....I made the purchase.

All four beans popped - really quickly in fact. I was pretty impressed ....and throughout veg things seemed pretty good. Green Crack, especially, seemed like a good pheno example; strong branches, bushy, stocky, etc. All the good stuff you'd want, right?

Roughly 17 or so days post-transition, I was admiring what was looking like the start of a massive cola on Green Crack and what did I see staring back at me? Yeah, this lovely Green Crack sprouted a nice dick in the midst of what was an otherwise decently-forming flower. WTF. I then started looking around at the other buds on this plant and...fuck....they were everywhere! Nanners just waving at me as if they had come to a show. Looking down the stems further revealed the start of nuts. What the hell man. Green Crack met the pruning shears about 30 minutes later...my prettiest plant - all of that hard work, nutes, time, love... Damn.

About three or so days later, the Sour D, GG and GMO all started busting nuts out...thankfully on the lower branches. To try to preserve and to cling onto any shred of hope of some decent nugs, I did the tweezer and magnifying glass shitshow and plucked so many nuts...omg. For weeks...thankfully towards week 8 or so they slowed down but the damage had already been done; while I felt that I removed a lot of balls - I clearly missed many and began to be greeted with seeds across most of the canopy. What a ball kick, right? Pun intended.

The GMO did get a small bit of stink towards the end...I finally whacked everyone at day 75 - poor resin production but decent sized buds...of course, with seeds throughout. GG had awesome-looking colas - big tails - but lacked any sort of a viable stink. For a GG? Really? Cmon man.

Now on the other side of the harvest and about 3 weeks into post-dry cure - the Sour D is maybe what could be deemed decent. Smooth vapor (but that's probably not so much genetics, right?) and an ok buzz...not a strong Sour D but better than schwag. Super tight nugs though and she had some good colors towards the end around day 60 or so and onwards. But a Sour Disappointment for the most part.

The real let down has been with the GG. Even after turning out to be a really pretty plant (and the "father" of most of the seeds in this harvest..smh) the smell is almost non-existent and is slightly "sweet green". I'm praying somehow that another month of curing may help but there's only so much lipstick you can put on a pig, right? At least it does give a decent buzz...cannabis confirmed, lol. But in our circle , I've redubbed this as "FAGG" - Fake Ass Gorilla Glue - as this is about as GG as an apple is to an albatross. Who the fuck knows. Pretty plant though...Apart from her dicks and nuts. Bitch.

And finally, the GMO. Pretty plant as well - small buds but with some decentish stink. Manicuring was even pretty cool - she seemed to have that special stank stink. Good buzz but ....again, here at ~3 weeks into cure, there's bag appeal, decent stink when ground up...but the taste is flatter than a pancake. Womp womp. I'm hoping and praying that curing somehow brings out some magic over the next few weeks but......not holding my breath. As such, we've renamed this from GMO to GM___NO Or GM Nope.


Either way - Nukeheads does sell what I can confirm appears to be cannabis seeds. Check. But it really sucks to have invested so much time, effort, hope and...love...only to get a fisting like this. At least I can get a buzz. And thankfully, I've moved on to another source of reputable genetics - it just sucks to have to wait another few weeks before I can make this Nukeheads harvest into mulch. Maybe nature will find it more useful as a preparatory for next year's tomato gardening boxes.

What the fuck Nukeheads. I hope the money you extracted from me went to a good cause. But worse than that is the time and effort lost. Damn it.


I hope this helps anyone who is curious or considering Nukeheads. Like you hear commercials for a deli meat company ... "Compromise Elsewhere" lol. I have photos of any/all of the experience that was this grow if anyone wants to cry in their cup with me. Just don't do it to yourself; life's too short for getting fucked by seed chuckers.
Can`t say enough bad things about NukeDicks! Cody is still ripping people off with the ton of seeds that he dumped over a few yrs ago and picked them up and basicly guessed at what they are. Terrible that he prays on newbies still. P.S Good Luck with Sarah, its always your fault lol ;) PPSS.. Got to love the seed holders that you pay for..lol
 
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ncryptd

Member
Are they still shipping seeds in a 3D printed box with your name on it ?

Bought Alaskan Thunderfuck and all seeds were bunk ……. And all i got was a plastic box for my money basically.
Mine were received in a 3D-printed tube thingy and had the very official designation printed on the side of "Amsterdam Laboratory Marijuana Seeds". I guess I should have ran at that point. Hindsight is always 20/20.

Here's hoping Karma works it all out in the end. Funny how things just happen...
 
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