Note to self thread

[SxIstew]

Note to self: No matter who wins the CAPS LOCK fight in text message, You're both retarded.

 

[SxIstew]

Note to self(just happened): When moving the sticky fly trap to look at your ladies, remember where it is before you walk back to the computer with it stuck to your ass.

 

[SxIstew]

Note to self: Shipping info does not update every two minutes. so STOP CHECKING!

 

[minnesmoker]

Note to self: Post shit in the right thread

FMIS

(Fuck Me I'm stoned.)

 

[SxIstew]

similar... Note to self: check the date of the original post before giving advise that is 2 years past due.

I thought it was one page. but there was 73 HAHAHAHAHAHA.Posted, realized I was RETARDED, Deleted. haha

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to self(just happened): When moving the sticky fly trap to look at your ladies, remember where it is before you walk back to the computer with it stuck to your ass.

..............Bravo!

 

[Indagrow]

If you fall asleep in a foreign bed, exit it cautiously.... Woke up this morning to a bowl of milk under my feet. Totally changed my perspective of her, milk really?

 

[curious2garden]

If you fall asleep in a foreign bed, exit it cautiously.... Woke up this morning to a bowl of milk under my feet. Totally changed my perspective of her, milk really?

Milk from a ___________? Then I'll give you my nuts rating.

 

[kinetic]

Milk from a ___________? Then I'll give you my nuts rating.

Call me crazy but I'm going to say Mammal.

 

[Indagrow]

Milk from a ___________? Then I'll give you my nuts rating.

apparently cereal I'm guessing there was no evidence beside the milk left, she looked like a girl who eats breakfast..whatever that looks like.

so it must have been a day old, I told her I was leaving early but still I didn't want to wake her to complain about the milk. I did leave the sock there tho, she can have a keepsake

 

[ebgood]

note to self- tell that chick to do her damn dishes

 

[kinetic]

note to self. don't get high when the party you are going to includes judges and attorneys.
damn it, I usually don't have to wait till evening on the weekends.

 

[SxIstew]

apparently cereal I'm guessing there was no evidence beside the milk left, she looked like a girl who eats breakfast..whatever that looks like.

so it must have been a day old, I told her I was leaving early but still I didn't want to wake her to complain about the milk. I did leave the sock there tho, she can have a keepsake

Note to self: Don't date guys who leave wet socks behind in the AM. hahahaha

 

[SOMEBEECH]

If you fall asleep in a foreign bed, exit it cautiously.... Woke up this morning to a bowl of milk under my feet. Totally changed my perspective of her, milk really?

Payback for taking her side of bed......And damn she left the best part of a bowl of cereal!
Beech

 

[curious2garden]

apparently cereal I'm guessing there was no evidence beside the milk left, she looked like a girl who eats breakfast..whatever that looks like.

so it must have been a day old, I told her I was leaving early but still I didn't want to wake her to complain about the milk. I did leave the sock there tho, she can have a keepsake

Just be careful about the coyote ugly ones, not the movie coyote ugly but the ones you wake up next to and consider chewing your arm off so as not to wake...

(yes the safety lectures my poor son endured are probably why he is still single to this day).

 

[curious2garden]

note to self. don't get high when the party you are going to includes judges and attorneys.
damn it, I usually don't have to wait till evening on the weekends.

You think they don't? LOL

 

[Bakatare666]

If you fall asleep in a foreign bed, exit it cautiously.... Woke up this morning to a bowl of milk under my feet. Totally changed my perspective of her, milk really?

I hope there is a cat in the house somewhere?
Or perhaps was it payback.......
Did you make HER sleep on the wet spot?

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to self: Shipping info does not update every two minutes. so STOP CHECKING!

Once every 30 minutes is sufficient.

 

[curious2garden]

Note to self: Don't date guys who leave wet socks behind in the AM. hahahaha

For me it depended on the size of the sock.... blush.....

 

[Bakatare666]

For me it depended on the size of the sock.... blush.....

I'll bet you're a fun gal to party with.
You seem to have a good sense of humor, and not afraid to say whatever you might be thinking.