Note to self thread

[B166ER420]

I was about 8 when my grandfather let me shoot his 30.06, and I held it tight like he said, but after squeezing one off, I found myself laid out across the hood of the car looking up at the sky.
When he pulled me up straight again, the tin can hanging from a string was still there, still as could be, no hole.

My steppop and his buddies got a real kick outta watching me bust my shoulder with .50 black powder rifle,my shoulder still hurts....lol.....How the fuck they fought battles with those things is crazy,one round of furious loading,I'd just whip out the arkanasas toothpick and go all Jason Voorhies!!.....lol....im waked and baked.peace

 

[greenlikemoney]

I would have rubbed your ass.

 

[roseypeach]

Note to self...never fall crazy stupid if you can't accept the consequences...Epic fail.

 

[B166ER420]

breathable crotch area

That just sounds funny.....lol

 

[2rollingstoned]

Note to self: do not try to squeeze out that early morning little poot when in bed with a new partner. It will not be harmless, it will not go unnoticed and it will definitely be heard.

When said new partner tries to be sweet and pull the covers back up around you and a green cloud escapes from under the cover pretend to still be asleep.

 

[2rollingstoned]

Note to self: When boyfriend says (while shit faced) "I got you babe," do NOT believe him.

After much thanksgiving eating and drunken dancing in the livingroom with a rocking party going on, do not go out to the deck and decide that sitting on the railing is a good idea. Its never a good idea to balance a large ass on a narrow deck railing 8 feet off the ground, wrap your legs around your man's waist and he declares "I got you babe" when you inquire if he is holding on to you in safe manner. After too much tequila and a very long day, he did not have me. In fact we fell off backwards off the railing and he landed on top of me. His face hit the ground right beside my head. Well I can remember so vividly it was like I was falling in slow motion. How it didn't break my back or bust my head open I will never know. Well he is laying there moaning and crying like a big old pussy and he landed ON ME. I have to get in the truck and take his ass to the emergency room while I sat out in the waiting room feeling like I was broke in a million pieces but had no damned health insurance and could not afford a visit. He was exrayed and nothing broke but he laid in bed and cried for days while I frigging waited on him hand and foot with a neck so fked I couldn't turn my head right for a week.

So naw, don't trust a drunk that says I GOT YOU BABE.

[video=youtube;BERd61bDY7k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERd61bDY7k[/video]

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

note to self .................keep away from grow room when drunk , it seems like such a good idea at the time ............but rarely is the next day

 

[Mad Hamish]

Muahahahahaha in college I came home to find my roommate out on the balcony with his little skunk plant, bawling his eyes out talking to it while drinking even more beer (he had bit of a problem thinking back), telling the plant how it's his BUD and how much he LOVES it and 'here ya go, PLANT, whydontchahavasipofma BEER plant becuaus I loo BURP ooooove you plantwhasagorgeusplant have some mo BURP BEER'

He did NOT understand why it died within a day.

Funny ass shit that was.

 

[SOMEBEECH]

I was about 8 when my grandfather let me shoot his 30.06, and I held it tight like he said, but after squeezing one off, I found myself laid out across the hood of the car looking up at the sky.
When he pulled me up straight again, the tin can hanging from a string was still there, still as could be, no hole.

Note to self- Dont believe when your 11yrs old, when someone older say a 30-30 dont kick.....Broke my damn nose!!
Beech

 

[hempyninja309]

Note to self, some people will always be shitbags no matter how hard you try to help them out.

 

[roseypeach]

Note to self....remember there are a lot of freaks out there....
and I'm one myself....LMFAO....

 

[SxIstew]

Note to rosey: empty your inbox

 

[ThatGuy113]

Note to self.... I never read notes I leave for myself

 

[roseypeach]

Note to Stewy....it's empty LOL

 

[Bakatare666]

Note to self.
Keep track of your list of notes.

 

[HeartlandHank]

Note to self... a 19 yr old girl is waaaay too young for you.

 

[roseypeach]

Note to self....a 39 year old is just right for you

 

[roseypeach]

Note to self........throw caution to the wind....carefully

 

[potpimp]

Note to self: wrap it before you tap it.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Note to self: wrap it before you tap it.