No Zombie Apocalypse!?

SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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So, i was totally looking forward to this so-called zombie apocalypse because like many others i spend hours on end practicing by shooting zombies online and whatnot you know. but i came across this photo with some information that just killed my hopes and dreams of having the whole world devoured by flesh eating retards. fucking caesar ruined everything.

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puffenuff

puffenuff

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I thought those smart scientists would.have considered leap years and the fact that the mayans didn't observe them into their interpretations. Zombies dont necessarily equal an apocalypse either.

P.s. The netflix movie 2012: Zombie Apocalypse is terrible.
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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never seen it because it looked really bad lol. itll happen i think something like Resident Evil. hahaha. and the only people who survive will be like the ones from Zombieland LOL.
 
Toke It Up

Toke It Up

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The problem with these zombie apocalypse scenarios is that they don't take into account how weak and the rigamortis the dead bodies will have. Zombies wont even be able to get out of their coffin.
 
xRenox

xRenox

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Rigamortis only lasts for a period of time and then the body goes back to the "limp" form, also lividity sets in first.
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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hahahaha. but i mean thats why i said i think itd happen something like resident evil ahha. im sure whatever virus made such zombies had to have some effect on those after death effects maybe even eliminating them as a side effect or something lmfao im so high...
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I can't speak on the Julian date but as far as the Mayans go, I think the Winter Solstice is the Winter Solstice. Not that I think anything is going to happen anyway, but I can still wish dammit!
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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well if it happens im ready. im gonna start stacking up the ganja just incase so ill have enough to last me until things simmer down...
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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SirShmokeAlot225 said:
well if it happens im ready. im gonna start stacking up the ganja just incase so ill have enough to last me until things simmer down...
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A zombie "Incident" would likely only last about a month, if that. With all the movies and shows and zombie this and zombie that everywhere in pop culture we would know exactly what to do to end it quickly. Bodies would decay after quarantine to the point of uselessness and we would be back to normal.

Whoever doesn't survive I consider it survival of the fittest. Thin the herd of idiots a bit.
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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PeyoteReligion said:
A zombie "Incident" would likely only last about a month, if that. With all the movies and shows and zombie this and zombie that everywhere in pop culture we would know exactly what to do to end it quickly. Bodies would decay after quarantine to the point of uselessness and we would be back to normal.

Whoever doesn't survive I consider it survival of the fittest. Thin the herd of idiots a bit.
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thank god im in the south, zombies wont last long around here since almost everyone owns a gun legally and then all the drug dealers with AKs and shit haha.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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SirShmokeAlot225 said:
thank god im in the south, zombies wont last long around here since almost everyone owns a gun legally and then all the drug dealers with AKs and shit haha.
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That exactly right. I read this zombie survival guide, it was written very well. Super logical, and explains how it would pretty quickly end.
 
SirShmokeAlot225

SirShmokeAlot225

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but thats assuming were correct about their stupidity.... what if they are smart zombies? who can drive, shoot guns, and logically think out strategies? i mean if its possible for zombies then why do they have to be mentally retarded?
 
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