No Weed For You!!!

I am really really upset right now...

Allow me to explain. I am... compulsively clean, it really borders on being unhealthy. this being said, i am not so deranged as to be unable to reasonably assess the cleanliness of a home or room. Since leaving the nest I have always been able to afford my own place, so this has never been a problem for me. last year a friend proposed that we move in together, and bring along a couple of friends. Sounded like a good idea at the time. flash forward a few months, our other friends were refused a lease, so we get to play the random room mate game. so who do I get, but the most militantly lazy piece of shit I have ever met as a room mate. but not only lazy, rude, and stupid. well I got out of that lease eventually, but still needed a place to stay, so I moved in with a couple of guys, who made all kinds of promises about being tidy and quiet. well they are quiet for the most part, but they can't keep a fucking house clean to save their lives. there are days when I will take out four, eight gallon trash bags in a single day. there are always fucking dishes in the sink, stinking up the house. and the worst part... THEY USE MY GOD DAMN DISHES AND LEAVE THEM IN THE SINK!!! Do that with your own shit! not with my Cast Iron Skillet and $150 knives! FUCK! and leaving your fucking wet clothes in the washing machine for a week, what the fuck is that? do you have any idea how fucking bad you smell?

Normally all of this shit rolls off my shoulders. it's an uphill battle but I take it all in stride. but no, not tonight. tonight I am fucking pissed as hell because I can't find ANY fucking weed. If I don't spark up soon, there will be fucking murders tonight...


FUCK!

o ok see you tomorow

Huh? Where? Why?

o i was just bored and felf like typing somthing but didnt know what to type

Good night, stoners

hopefully you found some of that medication...

Getting stuck with the wrong roomates is a living hell.

my brother just broke up with the retard he needs a roommate , his life is biking and work in between i think he sleeps when hes home . And he wont smoke all the weed either !!

I have to agree room mates suck I am very clean too & my house stays destroyed.....2 kids 2 lazy stoners = dishes we are always doing dishes cause i hate them i do all laundry and it smells great never like weed

Look for me in the news:

"Deranged college student stabs room mates to death with garden spade!"

still no weed

yah dude yah

Dude i feel ur pain about shitty asshole roomates. Im in college and I got stuck with one THE worst pieces of shit on this campus caus i was too lazy last year to pick a good room. Anyway he flips out whenevr i smoke, roll a blunt, joint, or even make the room smell a little bit like weed. He has no life, doesnt party, drink, or even do anything enjoyable, and makes anyone's life who does a living hell. He flips out on the girls across the hall every friday night because thyr playin music a little loud. FUCKING LITTLE BITCH. I am usally a real chill kid and dont say shit about people but this kid has made me into a fuckin addict because i cant bear being sober around him. If u read about a kid gettin a knife in his throat anytime soom u'll know why...

sorry if i killed anyone's high...im just venting

it could be worse.

i have a meth head in a bookmobile living in my driveway.

i hate meth heads

we tried to give him away on craigs list and got flagged, 3 times.

That sucks about the square room mate, you in the dorms?

Meth is a curse on this world. I have mixed feelings about meth heads, part of me knows that ever meth head is some mothers son or daughter. another part of me wants to put them out of their misery before they hurt anyone else.

I certainly will not be lonely living on my own again next year.

lol yea man its me and this dueschbag stuck living in a tiny ass 10 x 10 dorm room. But yea fdd ur right meth is worse

The dorms suck the big one. I was lucky enough to have a single back in my dorm days. if it makes you feel any better you can have a lot of fun messing with room mates. Try going to a hardware store and picking up some fiberglass insulation. Pull a few strands out and lay them on his bed. it really doesn't take much, and you really do not want him to notice the stuff in his bed. when he wakes up in the morning the fiberglass will have burrowed its way under his skin. any one who has worked with the stuff will tell you that this itches like no other itch. if you are really feeling like freaking him out, put the stuff in the ballsack section of any pair of tight fitting underwear he uses.

best of luck.