Newbie starting Nordic Kalashnikov... Any experience?

Tankado78

Tankado78

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Hello everyone on RIU!
I wanna start this new strain, but would like to get anyone's opinion that has grow before? Nutes used, medium, lighting, or anything that may help. I'm currently growing 15 other plants n strains n some pics can be found in other forums. Still, I am new n still learning n would love the advice!
Thankx in advance
Tank78
 
Tankado78

Tankado78

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KryptoBud said:
Grow them the same as the other 15 strains.
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I was definitely going to! Just was looking to see if there's any special tips or tricks for this strain. Was hoping somebody tried a few times n know the ins n outs on it. Thank you for responding still KyrptoBud! Keep growing strong!!
 
$bkbbudz$

$bkbbudz$

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if you want maximum results from that strain this is exactly what you should do. But, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS WITH ANY OTHER STRAIN...

First, you will need goat manure and lots of it. Now I am not talking any run of the mill goat shit. This goat shit must have come from a mountain goat in the Alpine Mountains that has been force fed lima beans and soy milk for at least 6 months. Once you have the 25 pounds of goat shit you are going to need...on to step 2. You are going to need water and since this strain is Nordic in nature...it should only be given water that has thawed from glaciers in the Norwegian Sea...on to step 3. Feeding must be done on a 4 hour schedule. This plant has a human name so it must be treated like an infant during seedling stage. For food you will need to powderize moss and bark from the African Baobob tree...you can't find that at your local grow store. It is available on ebay...$759.00 per 1/2 pound.

If you do all of that I can personally guarantee that plant will do just as well as any plant you grow that is not grown in such a ridiculous manner! LOL!! In other words....all you need do is grow your plant...if you do it right it will tell you what, when, and how much it needs to be given. If every strain required a certain type of cultivation method...OMG I can't even think about that without getting a headache!
 
BabyAndaconda420

BabyAndaconda420

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$bkbbudz$ said:
if you want maximum results from that strain this is exactly what you should do. But, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS WITH ANY OTHER STRAIN...

First, you will need goat manure and lots of it. Now I am not talking any run of the mill goat shit. This goat shit must have come from a mountain goat in the Alpine Mountains that has been force fed lima beans and soy milk for at least 6 months. Once you have the 25 pounds of goat shit you are going to need...on to step 2. You are going to need water and since this strain is Nordic in nature...it should only be given water that has thawed from glaciers in the Norwegian Sea...on to step 3. Feeding must be done on a 4 hour schedule. This plant has a human name so it must be treated like an infant during seedling stage. For food you will need to powderize moss and bark from the African Baobob tree...you can't find that at your local grow store. It is available on ebay...$759.00 per 1/2 pound.

If you do all of that I can personally guarantee that plant will do just as well as any plant you grow that is not grown in such a ridiculous manner! LOL!! In other words....all you need do is grow your plant...if you do it right it will tell you what, when, and how much it needs to be given. If every strain required a certain type of cultivation method...OMG I can't even think about that without getting a headache!
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Lmfao you killing me my dude lol!
Sorry bro
 
BabyAndaconda420

BabyAndaconda420

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Tankado78 said:
Hello everyone on RIU!
I wanna start this new strain, but would like to get anyone's opinion that has grow before? Nutes used, medium, lighting, or anything that may help. I'm currently growing 15 other plants n strains n some pics can be found in other forums. Still, I am new n still learning n would love the advice!
Thankx in advance
Tank78
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Nah bruh im jus playing homie
Northern lightsxAk 47 to of the more easier strains to grow.This baby stretches like a mofo when you flip The switch so you only need a couple weeks of Veg!
 
Tankado78

Tankado78

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$bkbbudz$ said:
if you want maximum results from that strain this is exactly what you should do. But, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS WITH ANY OTHER STRAIN...

First, you will need goat manure and lots of it. Now I am not talking any run of the mill goat shit. This goat shit must have come from a mountain goat in the Alpine Mountains that has been force fed lima beans and soy milk for at least 6 months. Once you have the 25 pounds of goat shit you are going to need...on to step 2. You are going to need water and since this strain is Nordic in nature...it should only be given water that has thawed from glaciers in the Norwegian Sea...on to step 3. Feeding must be done on a 4 hour schedule. This plant has a human name so it must be treated like an infant during seedling stage. For food you will need to powderize moss and bark from the African Baobob tree...you can't find that at your local grow store. It is available on ebay...$759.00 per 1/2 pound.

If you do all of that I can personally guarantee that plant will do just as well as any plant you grow that is not grown in such a ridiculous manner! LOL!! In other words....all you need do is grow your plant...if you do it right it will tell you what, when, and how much it needs to be given. If every strain required a certain type of cultivation method...OMG I can't even think about that without getting a headache!
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All I can say is LMFAO! Your had me ready to throw my phone!!!
 
Tankado78

Tankado78

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BabyAndaconda420 said:
Nah bruh im jus playing homie
Northern lightsxAk 47 to of the more easier strains to grow.This baby stretches like a mofo when you flip The switch so you only need a couple weeks of Veg!
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Definitely gonna keep those strains in mind! How's the potency on them? If you don't mind me asking, what would you say is a more advance strain? Or what strain required more attention than usual? A more difficult strain?
 
BabyAndaconda420

BabyAndaconda420

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Tankado78 said:
Definitely gonna keep those strains in mind! How's the potency on them? If you don't mind me asking, what would you say is a more advance strain? Or what strain required more attention than usual? A more difficult strain?
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Those 2 strains crossed together is called Kalashnikov
 
BabyAndaconda420

BabyAndaconda420

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Tankado78 said:
Definitely gonna keep those strains in mind! How's the potency on them? If you don't mind me asking, what would you say is a more advance strain? Or what strain required more attention than usual? A more difficult strain?
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I Treat all the same when growing all my plants get the same attention to detail some jus like to eat more then others.Keep your temps on point and you should be good regardless of the strain.
 
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