new neighbours:- weed police

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Wanton

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pretend to get friendly with him and tell him a story about your last nosy neighbour and how he eventually moved away because his pets got beheaded and his car got burned up.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Sand4x105 said:
That's F N awesome! will you be my neighbor......
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Fuck that :) If we are choosing neighbors I want dirtsurfer, minnesmoker, mysunnyboy and a few others (y'all know who you are I wager LOL). I'll work on the rest of the list later LOL
Hmmmmmm we could work on that.... Let me try this anudder way :)
 
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minnesmoker

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curious2garden said:
Nah way to hot for fur but I have some absolutely fascinating lampshades if you follow my drift...... :)
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Did you just make an obscure Gein reference?

I'd say, if so, that humor is just South of Heaven. Kinda' Psycho of you to bring it up, actually. I've gotta be careful with these references ... don't wanna' stretch the skin of the joke too far.

Don't forget to bring your dress to the full moon dance!

(I'm done.)
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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minnesmoker said:
Did you just make an obscure Gein reference?

I'd say, if so, that humor is just South of Heaven. Kinda' Psycho of you to bring it up, actually. I've gotta be careful with these references ... don't wanna' stretch the skin of the joke too far.

Don't forget to bring your dress to the full moon dance!

(I'm done.)
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When I dance under a full moon I do it naked :)
 
retrofuzz

retrofuzz

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minnesmoker said:
To clarify my position, I meant poison the ungodly cunts. Mix some vodka like 80/20 with some denatured alcohol, and let 'em do shots. Maybe change out the water in the bowl for lemon scented ammonia and the water in the reservoir with concentrated chlorine bleach, and shut off the water supply (also, disconnect or reverse vent fan.) And, if you're really good, make sure the door handle breaks at the right moment. after the pounding and kinda' screams subside, take a bucket with bleach water in there (after venting) and make a nasty "cleaning mishap" along with the handle on the door going to shit. turn the water back on, flush twice, dump ammonia on spilled bleach water.

Could always feed 'em chronic wasting diseased meat, after allowing the meat to be exposed to the animal's brain. You get to watch as they descend into madness, in a few short days, and then waste away.

Anyway, my neighbors are all quiet, and respectful. I live in the hood, kinda' crazy, ain't it!

And, curious -- while copulating with a corpse is only a misdemeanor, it will link you to the "accident" making it a "crime scene." And, well, that right there is a good way to meet a short end in gas chamber. (That's not irony, that's really shitty luck!)
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some cracking ideas, id like to watch his brain slowly waste but you cant kill whats already dead!

this situation took a turn.. i suggested we phone social services so the gf did.. "ah yes, we have been contacted by the NSPCC with an anonymous report"

the awful cunt phoned them at 11.45am (half hour after we got in) and said that hed smelt it all day and that we were selling drugs.. people in n out the flat all day.. a;ll in front of our baby. AND to make himself feel better he added that there had been alot of agressive shouting and swearing all day. apparently id been on the phone in the garden shouting n swearing too, at my GF and at my 8month old son,,, we invited social round for a chat and luckily theyve seen it for what it is,,, but im pretty cut up

we had a knock on the door that night and there he was.. come to apologise about being 'an arse' (social services must have phoned them) as soon as the words 'report to nspcc' left my mouth we got.. "well nothin to do with me"..

i cant look them in the face but we are going the super nice route. his misses knocked on the door 10mins after hed gone and we loaded her up with some clothes and new born nappies for the Baby they're expecting in november. (they have a 6month old girl also and a son she gave up when she was 17...couldnt cope!)

i shall carry on making our garden look the nutts, i'll carry on sweeping and mopping the communal hallways. by the look on there faces i think the brains have processed it.. they've taken a step back and reallised that again they've come out the other end as the scumbags,that'll do for now:D
 
Firstoffallen

Firstoffallen

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Never move to an apartment building. But since your there wet towel under the door each time you smoke; and remember highschool? time to act like your back make yourself a "asshole" toilet paper roll and fabric sheets.
 
retrofuzz

retrofuzz

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Firstoffallen said:
Never move to an apartment building. But since your there wet towel under the door each time you smoke; and remember highschool? time to act like your back make yourself a "asshole" toilet paper roll and fabric sheets.
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yeh i hear ya! beggars can't be choosers though:/ i miss my days of living in the middle of fck all nowhere! but even then people found ways of sticking their oar in!
 
kinetic

kinetic

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retrofuzz said:
yeh i hear ya! beggars can't be choosers though:/ i miss my days of living in the middle of fck all nowhere! but even then people found ways of sticking their oar in!
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Its those old bitches at the little store that spread the gossip in those out there places.
 
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