Neo's absence thread

neosapien

neosapien

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I've been back at work full time now for 2 weeks. And feel as though I've missed a great deal here at RIU. And I've missed you guys. I just don't have the time to peruse through the forums and catch up with all the news, trials, tribulations and triumphs. And it's only going to get worse with the weather. So I figured I'd just waste server space and make a thread where you guys can keep me informed of what's going on here and with your lives. I want to know things like; who's the cool new fish, who's Odanksta this week, who posted nudes, what hero got that person to post them, are we worried about north korea, does this make me look fat, and who died things like that. Or like @cannabineer discovered a new element and named it after me neochlorinogen. Or @curious2garden got a new raven and named it after me neostiltskin. Or @420God finally found that fucking baby dinosaur and named it after me neoawesomesaurus. Or @UncleBuck designed a new treadmill and named it after me bodybyneo. Or @Bob Zmuda had a new baby and named it after me neoimakecutebabiestoozmuda. Or @tangerinegreen555 built a new wing and named it neohall. If I didn't circle jerk you here now, it's coming. I'm tired and have to recharge my penis. I mean my brain. Probably eat some dinner too. I think that's a good idea. Probably should've ate before I got high.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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neosapien said:
I've been back at work full time now for 2 weeks. And feel as though I've missed a great deal here at RIU. And I've missed you guys. I just don't have the time to peruse through the forums and catch up with all the news, trials, tribulations and triumphs. And it's only going to get worse with the weather. So I figured I'd just waste server space and make a thread where you guys can keep me informed of what's going on here and with your lives. I want to know things like; who's the cool new fish, who's Odanksta this week, who posted nudes, what hero got that person to post them, are we worried about north korea, does this make me look fat, and who died things like that. Or like @cannabineer discovered a new element and named it after me neochlorinogen. Or @curious2garden got a new raven and named it after me neostiltskin. Or @420God finally found that fucking baby dinosaur and named it after me neoawesomesaurus. Or @UncleBuck designed a new treadmill and named it after me bodybyneo. Or @Bob Zmuda had a new baby and named it after me neoimakecutebabiestoozmuda. Or @tangerinegreen555 built a new wing and named it neohall. If I didn't circle jerk you here now, it's coming. I'm tired and have to recharge my penis. I mean my brain. Probably eat some dinner too. I think that's a good idea. Probably should've ate before I got high.
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You've must have made a mistake, I don't see my name.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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cannabineer said:
I don't see Neo doing a circle jerk, but a Moebius jerk is a real possibility with that one. In which case many who were not named will be. Of course, I realize I am advancing a one-sided argument here ...
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BarnBuster said:
you just missed it, looks like he's having a post jerk cig...

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It's not a circle jerk really. Cuz I'd be getting jerked too for it to be a true, full circle jerk. It's more of a Neo's jerkapolooza.

@BarnBuster discovered a new computer virus algorithm and named it after me neobotulism.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Since none of you guys are giving me the scoop on what's happening in your lives, I'm still gladly playing out the scenarios in my head. Obviously all the scenarios involve you guys missing me so much you start resorting to binge shopping and naming shit after me as a weird coping mechanism.

@Singlemalt got a new shotgun and named it after me neoboomstick.

@Aeroknow got a new fishing rod and named it neorodstring.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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neosapien said:
I've been back at work full time now for 2 weeks. And feel as though I've missed a great deal here at RIU. And I've missed you guys. I just don't have the time to peruse through the forums and catch up with all the news, trials, tribulations and triumphs. And it's only going to get worse with the weather. So I figured I'd just waste server space and make a thread where you guys can keep me informed of what's going on here and with your lives. I want to know things like; who's the cool new fish, who's Odanksta this week, who posted nudes, what hero got that person to post them, are we worried about north korea, does this make me look fat, and who died things like that. Or like @cannabineer discovered a new element and named it after me neochlorinogen. Or @curious2garden got a new raven and named it after me neostiltskin. Or @420God finally found that fucking baby dinosaur and named it after me neoawesomesaurus. Or @UncleBuck designed a new treadmill and named it after me bodybyneo. Or @Bob Zmuda had a new baby and named it after me neoimakecutebabiestoozmuda. Or @tangerinegreen555 built a new wing and named it neohall. If I didn't circle jerk you here now, it's coming. I'm tired and have to recharge my penis. I mean my brain. Probably eat some dinner too. I think that's a good idea. Probably should've ate before I got high.
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neosapien is coming up with a ton of neologisms.

ya might even have to call them...



***puts on shades***



neoneologisms!

 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
Since none of you guys are giving me the scoop on what's happening in your lives, I'm still gladly playing out the scenarios in my head. Obviously all the scenarios involve you guys missing me so much you start resorting to binge shopping and naming shit after me as a weird coping mechanism.

@Singlemalt got a new shotgun and named it after me neoboomstick.

@Aeroknow got a new fishing rod and named it neorodstring.
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Actually, that's truthfully what she said. She's working on developing influenza vaccine; and this run was plugged up by a new cytoplasm she hasn't seen, hence "neocytoplasm"
 
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