Needs advice on a girl

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
She chould do better I think a football gang bang is more honrable way

If I wanted to be a mega douche I chould say she riding on my dick roght now hahahaha

But I understand what hes gone thru and it sucks

MOVE ON BRO

Find a nice blonde chick whos a couple years younger

It sounds like ur just out of high school so that may be hard

I graduated early so it was even harder for me to find girls being 17 but if anything find a scene chick or a chick who is into bdsm cuz they'll be with u forever hahaha
How many dicks did you suck before you posted that?
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Ty, you're a kid, screw beer, This is hard liquor business. down at least a 5th, chug it. You'll get sick unto death, puking, cold sweats and shivers, nausea, headache to die by. You'll be fine Tuesday and want fresh stuuf
 
Okay, so today where I live, we celebrated the 4th of July, and me and this girl have been together for 9 months on the 23rd. Okay, I went up there to see her and I couldn't find her anywhere, and her phone died she said when I finally met her. So my mom pulls up in her truck (I'm with her) and I get out and was like "wtf? Where have you been? I been lookin for you for 2 hours." And so I could get her to get out to talk to me. So that hurt my feelins very bad so I start cryin, and she just like.. Drives off with her friend and now she doesn't wanna continue the relationship because she's fixin to go off to college and she thinks my momma is crazy. What do I do to get her back? Any advice? I love her to death.. And I've cried since like 8:00PM and it's 3:30AM here now. And she also smokes weed. Maybe that can help you guys help me. I feel like I can come to you guys for advice since I don't have a dad (he died when I was 4-5)
Smoke some weed then talk it out. People are wayyy more suggestible when they're under the influence. Try to smoke something more on the indica side too then explain to her how much she means to you. That might open her eyes up a bit
 

oldtimer54

Well-Known Member
Find a house with a basement........dig a deep hole in the basement floor..
buy a van. Get yourself a small lap dog that you'll call precious. You and your mom and precious get in the van go find the bitch that has broken your heart after your mom has tricked the young heartbreaking bitch into the van you and precious chloroform said bitch .Take the no soul having bitch back to the house and dump the heartless whore into the hole.........................or you can simply do like most guys do move on to your next new love!
Good luck to you my young homie !!!!!
 
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